The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Billy Joel Edition 21st August 2013

[WestBelfast Spurs]

Paid on Friday of course you can have a slice

 

[Singayid]

El dildo cabezo tiene drogas spectacularrrrrr en el culo!

(I learn my spanish from the bumblebee man in Simpsons and Cartman in South Park)

translated to:
The hillock has drugs spectacularrrrrr dildo in the ass! LMAO

 

[andyp8080]

The Goat bleat about soton expecting money has worried me, otherwise I'd expect Bale to stay. I'm hoping their expectations are because of the media hype rather than official communications with Spurs..

Edit: 14-1 on betfair to stay, not looking good.

I have never been more convinced that Bale is going. I wish he wasn't but hey ho. I have just about accepted it and we move

we are Tottenham and no one player is bigger than us

 

[Essexyid07]

He's such a grimey, slimey, slithery **** isn't he that Barnett.

I really hope that the Bale move doesn't happen, his contract doesn't get renewed and he spends his days lightly stroking his shrivelled pea-cock into the back pages of "Bale £100m deal agreed", crying hysterically and generally lying in his own filth.

Agent ****.

You don't like him then stoofio?

 

[mark87]

Cannot wait to go to WHL on sunday, all these shiney new signings on display, gonna be fucking brilliant!

 

[mil1lion]

By all accounts Willian will be the man to solve our creativity problems. Perhaps we won't miss Bale's wondergoals from outside the box if we have an attacking unit that can break down defences?

I haven't been so excited by a signing since VDV joined on deadline day however many moons ago.

I haven't been this excited since Soldado signed a couple of weeks ago

 

[felmani26]

I'm not sure work would appreciate another day like yesterday but fuck it, bring it on I say!

Would like to think we can close the Willian deal today but think Lamela will run for a bit longer. As for Bale, well it's hard to know if we're coming or going so who knows!

 

[Spurs Lodge Kittens]

It's c gamble by levy but he knows Perez is desperate for Bale as to ensure he doesn't lose face with his board. Real might think after our spending spree that we might panic and sell him lower towards the end of the window to cover the outgoings but levy knows he can sell Bale again next summer - Perez will show his hand first and give levy what he wants

After all the Perez and zidane talk in the papers they can't let themselves be beaten now

 

[portogirl]

This transfer window is about glory. It is about doing things in style, with a flourish!! Another donation on its way

 

[Stoof]

You don't like him then stoofio?

Meh, he's alright.

 

[Rob]

Woohooo, there should now be a donation of 23£ please notify me if i am mistaken.
Good signings, good transfer window, good rumours, good humour, good forum, good discussions... it called for a donation.
I love this site.

Very gratefully received, thanks

 

[Kiedis]

translated to:
The hillock has drugs spectacularrrrrr dildo in the ass! LMAO

Should've been "cabeza" instead of "cabezo". But what is a hillock?

 

[WestBelfast Spurs]

Loving this window and loving wenger's break down even more

 

[biscuitbeck]

Random Stat: The 300th update of the 2012 Summer transfer window came on the 9th August.

This year it looks like coming on the 21st August.

 

[jonnyp]

I thought that we were under the impression that one of Ade or Defoe will be sold, so we will need another striker.

We're only playing with one striker, we're not going to spend 20 mill on a 2nd or 3rd choice. Our 3rd choice striker should be a younger talent.

 

[Yid-ol]

This transfer window is about glory. It is about doing things in style, with a flourish!! Another donation on its way

or it could just be....To Dare is to do

Think the board have finally taken notice to the old motto!

 

[Rob]

From FTL (Hoxton Hotspur):

Franco Baldini has just boarded flight BA H512 to Madrid.

 

[Dancing Dozzell]

Best post ever!

Wheres our lb, cb otheer strikers!

Spend £90m levy you cheapskate! We'll be lucky to finish 8th.

David James is that you??

 

[tiger666]

From FTL (Hoxton Hotspur):

Franco Baldini has just boarded flight BA H512 to Madrid.

Well if that's case, let's get it done fast and get Lamela in.

EDIT: Nevermind, appears it's for Countreao

 

[Lukasz]

From FTL (Hoxton Hotspur):

Franco Baldini has just boarded flight BA H512 to Madrid.

We are signing Coentrao