- Feb 1, 2005
If I were to try and round up yesterday's ITK i'd be here all day. And what a day. I don't think i've ever seen this thread in such a warm collective glow of niceness. Hardly a bitchy comment to be found, the love in was epic and the positivity disconcerting. Not since the good old days of ITK has such epic whoring been carried out.
The BSoDL have been out in force, strutting around, cocks to the wind but i'd be a worried man if I were cut from the same DNA. For so long now their main angle of defence has been giving plastic reasons why Levy didn't spend money in whichever transfer window and now he's throwing it around in a grand style, not a word of concern!
Nah, i'm kidding BSoDL. Relax.
Have a song.....We didn't start the Fire by Billy Joel
Willian, i'm a fan, we should sign him if we can, Parker, Hudd, no more bud, will we sell Defoe? Chadli in, on the wing will we let Bale go?
Spurs are a-spunking money, Levy might not like it but he's tryin to fight it
Lloris in goal, ITK mole, we can't moan, got a loan, a-spending we will go, sign him from there, we dont care,
sign Lemala if we dare. Rumour mill, spinning still, Pottle coughed, Parkers off, what will he earn, will they pay him by the turn
We never spend much money, though he might not get it Levy deserves great personal credit.
We sign Capoue, how did we do, Paulinho in, fucking get in, two or three to go. Rumour whore, Livermore, caught in the cull, send him packing off to Hull, Bale's a yid, fuck Madrid, please stay son, i'm on you staying at four to one.
Strange happy transfer window, in the eye naysayers now we're serious players
Deadline day, come what may, we know the rumours what they'll say, more to come, here we go, back in for Leander-oh, The Goat will bleat, on your feet a-whoring you must go. Spending spree, what will we see, who is next we wait to see, oh it's fun the scum signed none, eventually they might get one!
Now that we're making signings, for too long it was crappy now we're really happy
Now that we're making signings, now we're spunking money it's so really funny
Now that we're making signings, we don't feel so shitty, fuck you all Man City
Todays word of the day: Spunkathon