The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Billy Joel Edition 21st August 2013

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Archibald&Crooks

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Morning all.​
If I were to try and round up yesterday's ITK i'd be here all day. And what a day. I don't think i've ever seen this thread in such a warm collective glow of niceness. Hardly a bitchy comment to be found, the love in was epic and the positivity disconcerting. Not since the good old days of ITK has such epic whoring been carried out.​
The BSoDL have been out in force, strutting around, cocks to the wind but i'd be a worried man if I were cut from the same DNA. For so long now their main angle of defence has been giving plastic reasons why Levy didn't spend money in whichever transfer window and now he's throwing it around in a grand style, not a word of concern!​
Nah, i'm kidding BSoDL. Relax.​
Have a song.....We didn't start the Fire by Billy Joel
Willian, i'm a fan, we should sign him if we can, Parker, Hudd, no more bud, will we sell Defoe? Chadli in, on the wing will we let Bale go?​
Spurs are a-spunking money, Levy might not like it but he's tryin to fight it​
Lloris in goal, ITK mole, we can't moan, got a loan, a-spending we will go, sign him from there, we dont care,​
sign Lemala if we dare. Rumour mill, spinning still, Pottle coughed, Parkers off, what will he earn, will they pay him by the turn​
We never spend much money, though he might not get it Levy deserves great personal credit.​
We sign Capoue, how did we do, Paulinho in, fucking get in, two or three to go. Rumour whore, Livermore, caught in the cull, send him packing off to Hull, Bale's a yid, fuck Madrid, please stay son, i'm on you staying at four to one.​
Strange happy transfer window, in the eye naysayers now we're serious players​
Deadline day, come what may, we know the rumours what they'll say, more to come, here we go, back in for Leander-oh, The Goat will bleat, on your feet a-whoring you must go. Spending spree, what will we see, who is next we wait to see, oh it's fun the scum signed none, eventually they might get one!​
Now that we're making signings, for too long it was crappy now we're really happy​
Now that we're making signings, now we're spunking money it's so really funny​
Now that we're making signings, we don't feel so shitty, fuck you all Man City​
Todays word of the day: Spunkathon​
 

Moonie

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What a spunkathon yesterday!

Ready for another day of madness!!
 

EastLondonYid

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BREAKING NEWS!!!

ARSENAL MAKE RECORD TRANSFER BID FOR DANIEL LEVY!!! :LOL:


Great window ....10 pounds to be donated by end of the day , thanks SC..(y)
 

melih69

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yesterday was brilliant

i expect a morning announcement for willian if he did indeed have his medical yesterday. gives the media a whole day to get around us.
 

allatsea

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Walking round in a daze. Can't believe what is happening. Long may it continue.
 

AX-Spur

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Spunkathon should have been yesterdays word... :cautious:

Epic day yesterday, and since the servers held up - I couldn´t keep up... Kudos to you mods, a small donation in the form of a tenner is on its way! (y)
 
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By all accounts Willian will be the man to solve our creativity problems. Perhaps we won't miss Bale's wondergoals from outside the box if we have an attacking unit that can break down defences?

I haven't been so excited by a signing since VDV joined on deadline day however many moons ago.
 

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yesterday was brilliant

i expect a morning announcement for willian if he did indeed have his medical yesterday. gives the media a whole day to get around us.
Yes, yes. But who are we signing tomorrow? Come on Levy, get your finger out!!!
 

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Just getting to grips with the reality of work this morning after the spunkathon of yesterday! Look forward to the announcement of Willian. After all the ITK I shall be making a donation once home this afternoon.
 

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I'm so excited! Let's do this Levy! We will probably never see this activity again in our lifetime...:cry:
 

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I'm quite looking forward to Sept 1st. As it stands, we could have a team of beasts taking on Arsene's walking wounded...

It would be like Space Jam when the Spurs monsters surround a rag tag bunch of clumsy and scared Arsenal gimps.
 

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I'm quite looking forward to Sept 1st. As it stands, we could have a team of beasts taking on Arsene's walking wounded...

It would be like Space Jam when the Spurs monsters surround a rag tag bunch of clumsy and scared Arsenal gimps.

Always a Space Jam based analogy.
 
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