Ta for the ITK-herding. You should put that in the RO section, get yourself some easy rep, if you're into that sort of thing.
Good morning 'kwitz. ITK seems to have dried up again and levels of bickering are reaching highs normally only seen the day after the window closes. So fingers crossed we actually get some eyeteekay to discuss today.Otherwise I fear for your sanity.Now I don't know about you guys, but I do most of my deep thinking whilst having a poo. Usually it's about the meaning of life, solving poverty or sometimes even how to achieve world peace. You know, that kind of thing. This morning my poo meditations were directed toward Daniel Levy**Countless heads turn toward this thread, their noses twitching as they sniff an outrage. The BSoDL break ranks and charge toward A&C, but wait! What's this? They stop, undecided as to wether there's actually been a hate crime committed................Scene 1: Tottenham High Road, Bruce Grove, just under the railway bridge at the junction with Lordship Lane. A man holding a smoking gun stands over the body of a woman who he has just shot several times through the titties for no apparent reason. Several cozzers form a cordon around the man to keep the gathered crowds from tearing him to pieces. A high ranking officer take a megaphone 'It's OK, it's OK, move along please, go home, there's nothing to see here. It's Daniel Levy'.........A loud 'ahhhhhh' accompanied by much nodding comes from the previously baying mob and they begin to disperse. Daniel Levy can do no wrong.Scene 2: Matchday at Spurs who are hosting Manchester United. As the half time whistle goes, officials from both clubs enter the boardroom, only to find a man furiously backscuttling Mrs Alex Ferguson whilst Coleen Rooney slaps his nutsack with a matchday programme. A large Montecristo cigar can be seen poking out of her bum. It's lit. A loud gasp of shock comes from the United contingent. 'It's OK, It's OK, it isn't what it seems, it's just Daniel Levy'.......The United contingent nod their approval and break into a round of applause. Daniel Levy can do no wrong.The Bastard Sons of Daniel Levy: What are you saying A&C?Erm, i'm not sure. I'm scared to say.The BSoDL: Come on, you can tell us, we won't hurt you.....(one member sneaks off to fetch a rail, some tar and a sackful of feathers)I think you're lyingThe BSoDL: Honestly, we won't hurt you, you are allowed to have an opinion you know......Now I KNOW you're lyingThe BSoDL: Are you criticising he who must not be criticised?No
The BSoDL: We think you areNo i'm not honestly i'm not. I just think.......The BSoDL: (They all lean forward, smelling blood) Yes? You think?Well I think that at some point, at some time, someone has to stand up and say it.The BSoDL: Go on, say what? (Another member starts handing around pitchforks and very very large buttplugs....)Well, he does make mistakes you know.The BSoDL: Get him boys!!!!No, no, help me! Help meeeeeeee!The BSoDL: You're a very bad boy.Aaargh, no! no! not the buttplug not th.............Spurs Community info alert: A&C may or may not be back soon. It all depends on if they can find a surgeon capable of removing large obstacles from tight, shiny and very, very pert and milky white buttocks. And he worried for your sanity...........Oh and today's word of the day is: Reacharound
I think she is still hot now.
show me a mam who hasn't made any mistakes and i will show u a lie.
Is she. Maybe it was a bad DoP in the last movie I saw her in (can't remember the name now) but she looked like Michael fucking Jackson!
Daddy would be proud
Daddy would be proud
Can someone sling the latest ITK into the RO please? I'm offski for a while. Will ban people when I get back. Toodle-pip.
hope that is a reference to my surname and im not going to subject to your banning implements
