The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The BSoDL Edition 12th July 2013

[Archibald&Crooks]

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Good morning 'kwitz. ITK seems to have dried up again and levels of bickering are reaching highs normally only seen the day after the window closes. So fingers crossed we actually get some eyeteekay to discuss today.​

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Otherwise I fear for your sanity.​

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Now I don't know about you guys, but I do most of my deep thinking whilst having a poo. Usually it's about the meaning of life, solving poverty or sometimes even how to achieve world peace. You know, that kind of thing. This morning my poo meditations were directed toward Daniel Levy*​

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*Countless heads turn toward this thread, their noses twitching as they sniff an outrage. The BSoDL break ranks and charge toward A&C, but wait! What's this? They stop, undecided as to wether there's actually been a hate crime committed................​

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Scene 1: Tottenham High Road, Bruce Grove, just under the railway bridge at the junction with Lordship Lane. A man holding a smoking gun stands over the body of a woman who he has just shot several times through the titties for no apparent reason. Several cozzers form a cordon around the man to keep the gathered crowds from tearing him to pieces. A high ranking officer take a megaphone 'It's OK, it's OK, move along please, go home, there's nothing to see here. It's Daniel Levy'.........A loud 'ahhhhhh' accompanied by much nodding comes from the previously baying mob and they begin to disperse. Daniel Levy can do no wrong.​

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Scene 2: Matchday at Spurs who are hosting Manchester United. As the half time whistle goes, officials from both clubs enter the boardroom, only to find a man furiously backscuttling Mrs Alex Ferguson whilst Coleen Rooney slaps his nutsack with a matchday programme. A large Montecristo cigar can be seen poking out of her bum. It's lit. A loud gasp of shock comes from the United contingent. 'It's OK, It's OK, it isn't what it seems, it's just Daniel Levy'.......The United contingent nod their approval and break into a round of applause. Daniel Levy can do no wrong.​

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The Bastard Sons of Daniel Levy: What are you saying A&C?​

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Erm, i'm not sure. I'm scared to say.​

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The BSoDL: Come on, you can tell us, we won't hurt you.....(one member sneaks off to fetch a rail, some tar and a sackful of feathers)​

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I think you're lying​

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The BSoDL: Honestly, we won't hurt you, you are allowed to have an opinion you know......​

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Now I KNOW you're lying​

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The BSoDL: Are you criticising he who must not be criticised?​

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No ​

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The BSoDL: We think you are​

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No i'm not honestly i'm not. I just think.......​

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The BSoDL: (They all lean forward, smelling blood) Yes? You think?​

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Well I think that at some point, at some time, someone has to stand up and say it.​

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The BSoDL: Go on, say what? (Another member starts handing around pitchforks and very very large buttplugs....)​

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Well, he does make mistakes you know.​

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The BSoDL: Get him boys!!!!​

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No, no, help me! Help meeeeeeee!​

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The BSoDL: You're a very bad boy.​

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Aaargh, no! no! not the buttplug not th.............​

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Spurs Community info alert: A&C may or may not be back soon. It all depends on if they can find a surgeon capable of removing large obstacles from tight, shiny and very, very pert and milky white buttocks. And he worried for your sanity...........​

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Oh and today's word of the day is: Reacharound​

 

[Mer fantastik]

Well, not ITK but I think the best signing this year would be No Injuries. He can play any position and would be awesome to have in our team.

 

[Misfit]

Feeling positive about things. ITK be damned. We've got Paulinho in the bag. 2 new signings in effect in Kabs returning from injury and Townsend fresh from being about the only player at QPR to leave last season with his honour intact. Just need a striker and anything else is gravy.

50ish days left to do it in.

Chill. We got this.

Edit: - oooh, and Holtby should be good to go from the off as well. Yeah, just a striker and we're golden, imo. Apart from that striker, our spine is outrageously good. Dammnit, I can't wait for the sesson to start now.

 

[harry's chin]

Will there be any positive ITK today???

Will The Hudd find North East Kebabs healthier???

Will Benny go for a skinhead this season???

Will A&C's milky white buttocks ever be able to take a paddling again???

It's just getting too tense around here

 

[strader]

For countless of summers we have always signed players to gradually improve our tram and squad, as time goes these signings reduces as we are building a squad that needs a few tweaking in one or two positions.

the squad of last season has only had one season with the manager, some players might not have performed great but it does not mean changes ate required but consistency is required. Yes bae was not on par bit he has been good for previous season, so do we get rid or work on these players to improve. Same goes for most of these players.

while i would love signings of top notch stars, we need to trust the chairman, coaches that we are in capable hands for progression and we will get the players we need and currently have a tip squad going places.

Dembele and Hugo where signed after the season started, these players improved us. We will sign players eventually. When the time is right for spurs and not when is right for sc members

 

[dricha1]

For countless of summers we have always signed players to gradually improve our tram and squad, as time goes these signings reduces as we are building a squad that needs a few tweaking in one or two positions.

the squad of last season has only had one season with the manager, some players might not have performed great but it does not mean changes ate required but consistency is required. Yes bae was not on par bit he has been good for previous season, so do we get rid or work on these players to improve. Same goes for most of these players.

while i would love signings of top notch stars, we need to trust the chairman, coaches that we are in capable hands for progression and we will get the players we need and currently have a tip squad going places.

Dembele and Hugo where signed after the season started, these players improved us. We will sign players eventually. When the time is right for spurs and not when is right for sc members

Very good post. I agree a major overhaul is not necessarily required. However we do need a new striker and have done for several years. Our chance creation must be one of the hoghest in the league, we just lack that prolific striker.

Also a bit depth to the bench is required, though we should also be looking to the youth squad to step up here.

 

[Anto18]

Feeling positive about things. ITK be damned. We've got Paulinho in the bag. 2 new signings in effect in Kabs returning from injury and Townsend fresh from being about the only player at QPR to leave last season with his honour intact. Just need a striker and anything else is gravy.

50ish days left to do it in.

Chill. We got this.

Edit: - oooh, and Holtby should be good to go from the off as well. Yeah, just a striker and we're golden, imo. Apart from that striker, our spine is outrageously good. Dammnit, I can't wait for the sesson to start now.

 

[Anto18]

Dam right and don't forget Sandro's back too!

 

[dudu]

Very good post. I agree a major overhaul is not necessarily required. However we do need a new striker and have done for several years. Our chance creation must be one of the hoghest in the league, we just lack that prolific striker.

Also a bit depth to the bench is required, though we should also be looking to the youth squad to step up here.

I think our bench depth should be improved further this year. Townsend/siggy/holtby/dempsey/other youth all to bring on from the bench. By no means Chelsea standard of multi million pound squad players but they are all capable of doing a very decent job as shown last year by some of those players towards the end of the season.

 

[Oshi]

Milky white buttocks

 

[TheChosenOne]

Morning handringers and poormouths. Have a nice day. Hopefully.

 

[ADSPURS]

Feeling positive about things. ITK be damned. We've got Paulinho in the bag. 2 new signings in effect in Kabs returning from injury and Townsend fresh from being about the only player at QPR to leave last season with his honour intact. Just need a striker and anything else is gravy.

50ish days left to do it in.

Chill. We got this.

Edit: - oooh, and Holtby should be good to go from the off as well. Yeah, just a striker and we're golden, imo. Apart from that striker, our spine is outrageously good. Dammnit, I can't wait for the sesson to start now.

Don't forget Sandro should be chomping at the bit to start as well, another new signing!!!

 

[atoubasrightfoot]

The money's clearly there, Brad told us the other day that joe Lewis confirmed he was ambitious. I'm pretty sure that our entire summer didn't hinge on Villa. So what if the Croats don't sign, Baldini is in to sign us the next Lamelas. Even if the gooner scum sign Suarez, lets face it he'll miss half the season on another racist biting incident, if he plays in a north London derby Kaboul will squash him.

Futures Bright, it's Lilywhite.

 

[Gbspurs]

Thing is we are all relatively apathetic about the strikers we are linked to, so maybe so are out management team. Just because we have the money doesn't mean we should throw it at anyone who becomes available. We all know we need a striker so lets wait and see who we get before going mental.

 

[Riandor]

Don't forget Sandro should be chomping at the bit to start as well, another new signing!!!

Both will not have played competitive football in an age, lets not expect them to come back and tear it up from day one, but yeah, its great news just the same.

As i said late last night, even if no incomings seem forthcoming, then i really want to see some outgoings soon, as i think it might be revealing in which positions we are looking to still bring in personnel. Other than hudd of course. But if say Rose, or Defoe or Ade were off then you would have to think we had someone lined up.

 

[Mullers]

The funny thing is even Levy would admit to making mistakes, so why he has these followers who are like a cult and won't admit that he has made any mistakes at all is a mystery to me.

 

[rawhide]

Sorry A&C, I'm not buying your little theory. There's no way you've ever used the phrase "not the buttplug" when referring to your ass.

Your little house of cards comes crashing down.

 

[ryantegan]

The very best signing we could make is Gareth Bale. I think we've got that one in the bag

 

[Mullers]

The very best signing we could make is Gareth Bale. I think we've got that one in the bag

For this season at least I don't know about next.

 

[dovahkiin]

rock solid from cabinessence
Hudd happy to go but wants too much money at the mo. Should still happen but S'land not going to move too much more than they already have. Also a bit late I know as it's alrready been posted but Parker to QPR a goer but wages a prob as he's on £70k a week which Arry is saying is ok of course, esp if he gets them back up. Fernandes however is saying that's a lot to pay a Championship player. Should happen still. That info is at 6pm last night. No other info I'm afraid on incomings.