The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Benteke Bingo Edition 16th July 2013

[etchedchaos]

It was intense physical therapy to build up his muscles so he could avoid surgery which is always extremely invasive and might not solve the problem.

Intense physical therapy is not homeopathy. Homeopathy is a pseudoscience which predominantly involves distilled water.

 

[storts]

That Mirror story is complete bullshit

 

[ilikeost]

Ahhhh it's context now is it? An ITK comes in here and says we're signing Kloot the Six Armed Martian to play in goal and everyone takes it as gospel, an article appears that doesn't cast Levy in the golden glow of gods armpits and it's fucking context.

I want my clash between the BSoDL and the anti-Levyites and you ****s aren't going to ruin it for me with this context bollocks.

Levy is a fucking greedy scumbag who can't do shit!!! FUCKING ****!!!!! WE WANT OUR TOTTENHAM BACK!!! WE WANT OUR TOTTENHAM BACK!!! WE WANT OUR TOTTENHAM BACK!!! WE WANT OUR TOTTENHAM BACK!!! LEVY OUT!!! LEVY OUT!!! #greedy****bag #kony2012

 

[Mr Pink]

Ahhhh it's context now is it? An ITK comes in here and says we're signing Kloot the Six Armed Martian to play in goal and everyone takes it as gospel, an article appears that doesn't cast Levy in the golden glow of gods armpits and it's fucking context.

I want my clash between the BSoDL and the anti-Levyites and you ****s aren't going to ruin it for me with this context bollocks.

How dare they bash our dear leader. They'll be a shrine erected soon...and all will show their devotion

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

Love how the mood has changed in like one day, we've had one possibly negative bit of ITK and that's from ILM saying we aren't looking at Bernard anymore. Who's to say his ITK is anymore reliable than wpd's... Not discrediting his information just remember everything has to be taken with a pinch of salt. Wpd may have heard something ILM hasn't yet vice versa.

Just yesterday we were digesting news that JL had opened up his cheque book and JJ had said Benteke looks to be happening.

 

[Mouse!]

Homeopathy believes in increasing potency by dilution. Fucking retarded.

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

Ah, didn't say it didn't work. Just that the scientific evidence isn't there. There are lots of things out there that people use because it works for them but is not backed up by the scientific world.

I see your point, though I doubt such a thing would have even come to fruition without scientific testing? I speak from the experience of 2 'totally scraped' knees, and Ankylosing Spondylitis in the spine. That tape/strapping did more for me than any of the 16+ tablets I have to take each day (Yes you bastards, I know the medication explains lots lol)

 

[TheChosenOne]

Levy is a fucking greedy scumbag who can't do shit!!! FUCKING C*NT!!!!! WE WANT OUR TOTTENHAM BACK!!! WE WANT OUR TOTTENHAM BACK!!! WE WANT OUR TOTTENHAM BACK!!! WE WANT OUR TOTTENHAM BACK!!! LEVY OUT!!! LEVY OUT!!! #greedy****bag #kony2012

See ya

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Love how the mood has changed in like one day, we've had one possibly negative bit of ITK and that's from ILM saying we aren't looking at Bernard anymore. Who's to say his ITK is anymore reliable than wpd's... Not discrediting his information just remember everything has to be taken with a pinch of salt. Wpd may have heard something ILM hasn't yet vice versa.

Just yesterday we were digesting news that JL had opened up his cheque book and JJ had said Benteke looks to be happening.

That's nothing. Given the right conditions, the Bi-Polarity in here can swing up and down like a scrubbers trollies at a dildo convention.

 

[ilikeost]

See ya

I see you aswell!

 

[Misfit]

Levy is a fucking greedy scumbag who can't do shit!!! FUCKING C*NT!!!!! WE WANT OUR TOTTENHAM BACK!!! WE WANT OUR TOTTENHAM BACK!!! WE WANT OUR TOTTENHAM BACK!!! WE WANT OUR TOTTENHAM BACK!!! LEVY OUT!!! LEVY OUT!!! #greedy****bag #kony2012

kony2012 was a great touch.

 

[ohwhenthespurs]

That Mirror story is complete bullshit

Mirror story?

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

That Mirror story is complete bullshit

Storts, you're 'good'!! . I'll never believe The Mirror again

 

[wpd659]

Love how the mood has changed in like one day, we've had one possibly negative bit of ITK and that's from ILM saying we aren't looking at Bernard anymore. Who's to say his ITK is anymore reliable than wpd's... Not discrediting his information just remember everything has to be taken with a pinch of salt. Wpd may have heard something ILM hasn't yet vice versa.

Just yesterday we were digesting news that JL had opened up his cheque book and JJ had said Benteke looks to be happening.

Hey i thought we were friends

 

[Colonel Dax]

That Mirror story is complete bullshit

The journalist has spun it undoubtedly, but the quote from Villa hasn't been fabricated.

 

[Misfit]

Mirror story?

Ya know, DL is evil scuuuuuurm. David Villa, Messi and CRonaldo would have happily signed on at 50p pw for a sub spot if not for him and his wickedness.

 

[worcestersauce]

I see your higuain and raise you a Bernard.

 

[Nine while nine]

Ahhhh it's context now is it? An ITK comes in here and says we're signing Kloot the Six Armed Martian to play in goal and everyone takes it as gospel, an article appears that doesn't cast Levy in the golden glow of gods armpits and it's fucking context.

I want my clash between the BSoDL and the anti-Levyites and you ****s aren't going to ruin it for me with this context bollocks.

Thank f**k for that. I was seriously worried about Kauto Star and Best Mate as our main options. At last, a ray of sanity in our transfer dealings...

 

[AllSeeingEye]

Then there's the flops, ie Bent, ...

Can't really agree that one. Scored 8 in his first season even though he was behind Keane and Berbs and even Defoe at the start. His second/last season with us was ok - scored 17 goals and helped us beat Man City as well as draw Chelsea away. And one of the four in that 4-4 gainst the goons. He was even out for a month with an injury. Harry just didn't like him as much as Defoe or the transfer money I guess, and even though he wasn't a favourite I think flop is a bit harsh, no?

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

Love how the mood has changed in like one day, we've had one possibly negative bit of ITK and that's from ILM saying we aren't looking at Bernard anymore. Who's to say his ITK is anymore reliable than wpd's... Not discrediting his information just remember everything has to be taken with a pinch of salt. Wpd may have heard something ILM hasn't yet vice versa.

Just yesterday we were digesting news that JL had opened up his cheque book and JJ had said Benteke looks to be happening.

I wasn't on here yesterday, just saying