The Daily ITK Discussion Thread Aug 16 2012 - THE SMALL KNIGHT RISES

[dirtyh]

levy's plied llorente with rohipnol. when he wakes up he'll have signed albeit he'll be naked, sore and the subject of numerous incriminating photographs involving midgets and animals

 

[AUSpur]

levy's plied llorente with rohipnol. when he wakes up he'll have signed albeit he'll be naked, sore and the subject of numerous incriminating photographs involving midgets and animals

He sent him on a night out with the French National team?!?!

 

[cracker man]

Hopefully not long til JJ comes online and either crushes our dreams or sends us into meltdown

Hopefully not at the usual time just past midnight, It would save us a couple hours of dreaming of Lloronte, and Moutinho. He might as well come in now and say something along the lines of another quiet weekend ahead chaps (apart from an important match to keep us occupied).

 

[Misfit]

levy's plied llorente with rohipnol. when he wakes up he'll have signed albeit he'll be naked, sore and the subject of numerous incriminating photographs involving midgets and animals

If that's what it takes...

 

[tttcowan]

Forgive me for being dim but I presume Aq is saying the "lion king" is going to sleep on it???

 

[gibbospurs]

seriously guys.... he aint coming!! stop doing it. Please?

 

[MikeLondon]

oooooooooo Llorente? Let's pledge £20 on that one.

However... ponder this... Llorente... Lion sleeps tonight... Lion King.... First words in the lion king????

That's right... it's Llorente to Arsenal

sad times.

 

[HappySpur]

Forgive me for being dim but I presume Aq is saying the "lion king" is going to sleep on it???

Who knows. I wouldn't waste too much time ruminating on it as it will only give you a headache. Wasn't Akqa the one that started the Lion King theme?

 

[talkshowhost86]

It's gone 5pm so I can only assume Aqkayid is drunk. Probably best not to get too excited.

Some may argue that I'm drunk as well but to those people I say....jdfhsdhfagopdhgaoh!

 

[Makkaveli101]

Levy has just met with Llorente...talked up the club, and his new business venture..."Men's Aftershave"...with his brand new frangance "Chloraform"....Gave him a tester... He's now safely in the car boot, and Bentley's driving him back from Spain. Knew there was a reason Bentley was still on the pay roll. He's got a Shofer's cap with Number 5 on it... he's happy.

 

[Jaispurs]

I am still waiting for my cuddly bear and duty free - sod that am off to Majorca tomorrow so will buy my own.

 

[smudger]

oooooooooo Llorente? Let's pledge £20 on that one.

However... ponder this... Llorente... Lion sleeps tonight... Lion King.... First words in the lion king????

That's right... it's Llorente to Arsenal

sad times.

 

[Darrkespur]

Never has an animated gif been more appropriate. Well played young Simba.

 

[chrissivad]

Lions sleep more during the day than at night....

So Levy has signed someone and is now resting after his hunt, and getting his energy back up for the next hunt...
I can only hope

 

[Gbspurs]

akqayid ‏@akqayid
http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=4&ved=0CEsQtwIwAw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D_LBmUwi6mEo&ei=ulYtUPj_Naej0QXgpoC4DA&usg=AFQjCNGMwUX5KE8cInZFj7W-s05-Qh2g2w#scitk

If you listen to it backwards it's reveals who we are signing this summer!

 

[SpurSince57]

Not getting them confused mate am just depressed we r prob going to Newcastle without a striker that fits the system AVB plays and all these rumours n itk everyday and NOWT happens so feckin annoying !!!

Then we'll just go with Defoe, and assume AVB has the tactical nous and flexibility to play a system that maximises his strengths and minimises his weaknesses. Or would you rather we signed any old donkey?

 

[talkshowhost86]

It's worth pointing out that under 'AVB's System', Defoe scored a header. So I reckon we'll be fine.

 

[Gbspurs]

It's worth pointing out that under 'AVB's System', Defoe scored a header. So I reckon we'll be fine.

Even more impressive is he was onside when he scored it!

 

[monkeynick]

Akqa uses the scatter gun approach to ITK and just claims "things change" etc etc when 90% of what he says is nonsense.
If he'd been born a couple of decades earlier he'd be reading tea leaves and doing the stars in the local free paper

 

[daryl]

Another case of someone getting the start of the season and the transfer deadline confused?! Don't panic. We still have 15 days of the transfer window left. Modric is expected to be sold by this weekend, and when that happens I think we can expect things to move along. I know it's disappointing that once again it looks as if we'll be starting the season un-prepared, but as has been pointed out on numerous occasions, buying a footballer isn't as easy as going in to a shop and picking up a newspaper. There are 4 or 5 parties involved that all have to be in agreement before a move can go ahead.

Dont panic,

Sorry but its definitely panic time, we got two days til newcastle,we've needed a top striker for how long now??,,in the mean time weve sold pav,keano and crouch,,,what the fuck is going on,,its a complete joke really,