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The Tottenham Hair Thread

Jan 28, 2011
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A colleague of mine has grown a moustache. No beard, just a moustache.

In the old days, I’d have laughed in his face but, now that we live in more enlightened times where one treats one’s colleagues with respect, I waited until he had left the room and then took the piss behind his back.

Anyway, one thing followed another, and the conversation moved onto footballers and moustaches. Yes, there’s a fair bit of the old full facial hair thing going on, whether it be the James ‘had a bit of a rough weekend’ Maddison or the Rodrigo ‘I sleep under a bridge and drink Thunderbird’ Bentancur, but moustaches on their own seem a rarity in recent years.

Which led me to ponder two questions.

How many Tottenham players have sported the ‘yes to the moustache, no to the beard’ look (because the only one who immediately came to mind was Terry Naylor)?

And which Tottenham players have had the best and worst barnets to your recollection? Photographic evidence would be nice.

This version of Assou-Ekotto gets my vote for the best.

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Conversely, this wasn’t Ian Walker’s finest moment…

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Over to you.
 

GioW

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Gonna take this rare moment of Assou -Ekotto chat to say he's always good at replying on different platforms.

This was recently and not the first
 

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GioW

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Gonna take this rare moment of Assou -Ekotto chat to say he's always good at replying on different platforms.

This was recently and not the first

Some people message their ex after a beer . I message Benny
 

UncleBuck

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Although Terry Yorath actually takes some beating, think the tash just shades it.
Looks like he should be on the drums not a football pitch!🤣
 

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McFlash

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I have recently grown a full and rather luscious beard.
I can't afford a sports car, or to have a 20 year old stripper on my arm, so I think this is my mid-life crisis kicking in.
 

Fitchspur

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Remember when Benny was playing for us and we could predict the outcome of the game by how he was wearing his hair 😂 I'm sure I remember seeing some sort of spreadsheet someone had pulled together with the win ratio for afro, cornrows, bun etc
 

Hazelton

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I have recently grown a full and rather luscious beard.
I can't afford a sports car, or to have a 20 year old stripper on my arm, so I think this is my mid-life crisis kicking in.
I've also got a new beard but she hates me calling her that.
 

stevespurs

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Gerry singing Achey Breakey Heart?

The mid to late 80’s …there will be some doozies!
 

joey.leone

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I have recently grown a full and rather luscious beard.
I can't afford a sports car, or to have a 20 year old stripper on my arm, so I think this is my mid-life crisis kicking in.
I choose to have a beard because without it I look like Humpty Dumpty.
 
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