The "LATEST NEWS" Daily ITK Tranny Disco Thread 28th Jan 2013

[Bill_Oddie]

Hello and welcome to the ITK Transfer News Update and Discussion Thread. Or to give it its snappier name: The Tranny Disco Thread.

In line with Rob's strict rotation policy, (think dropping Mousa Dembele for Tom Huddlestone) A&C has been given a day off to ready himself for the final few days of action. And here I am with the latest news.

TODAY...

(Cue: Big Ben bongs).


BONG!

TRANSFER WINDOW ENTERS FINAL FEW DAYS. ITK EXPLOSION IMMINENT. SC SAYS "WE'RE READY!"

Spoiler

BONG!

AS THE WINDOW PREPARES TO SLAM SHUT, DANIEL LEVY IS BUSY PLUGGING LEAKS AT THE CLUBS

Spoiler

BONG!

KID-NAPPERS (CAN YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING?) RELEASE IMAGE THAT EXPLAINS WHY SC'S TOP ITK HAS BEEN SO QUIET THIS WINDOW

Spoiler

BONG!

AS GARY MABBUTT UNVEILS NEW SPURS STAR, HE DENIES CLUB ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN SIGNING YOUNG, UNPROVEN TALENT

Spoiler

BONG!

SPURS UNVEIL AMBITIOUS PLANS TO TRICK REAL MADRID INTO THINKING THEY HAVE GARETH BALE AT THE NEGOTIATING TABLE, LEVY DEMANDS MINIMUM 50M

Spoiler

BONG!

SC MODS & ADMIN ACCUSED BY POSTERS OF ACTING LIKE NAZIS. ONE WALKS OUT, SLAMMING THE ACCUSATION SAYING "NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH"

Spoiler

BONG!

AND FINALLY, AS TRANSSEXUAL SCANDAL THREATENS TO ENGULF BILL_ODDIE, HE SAYS "NO I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT MAN.. WOMAN.. WHATEVER...

Spoiler

MISS TERBIGDICK: You know, I also have one of those.
BILL_ODDIE: Why else would I be talking to you?

That was the news. Here's the ITK thread. Please remember to donate (link on the homepage), and keep it clean and friendly. A&C is back tomorrow.

xxx

 

[taidgh]

just me, or no pics behind the spoilers?

must do better, matt. tsk tsk

 

[$hoguN]

Pics not working BO

 

[Scott Spur]

Thanks for the tranny references....now I've got an ad for ladyboykisses.co.uk,......gonna find that one hard to explain if the wife walks in!

 

[Bill_Oddie]

Working for me. Kind of spoils it if not.

This is what happens when A&C has a day off.

EDIT: Keep chatting. I'll fix it in 10 mins. There must be tons of signing and ITK to chat about... oh, right, yeah. Sorry.

EDIT 2: Better?

 

[Twizzle]

too many bongs

 

[Bill_Oddie]

To be fair, this has gone much, much better than we could have possibly hoped for.

I would give myself a very solid 2/10 for the thread today. Possibly even 2.5/10. A personal best.

 

[taidgh]

work now. you have redeemed yourself in all our eyes

 

[$hoguN]

EDIT 2: Better?

Working now

 

[Bill_Oddie]

work now. you have redeemed yourself in all our eyes

Well, let's not lie. It was a clusterfuck from beginning to end. But that's mighty kind of you to say. Let's hope we have some decent ITK soon to put this whole sorry mess behind us.

 

[Ghost Hardware]

Good morning chaos, another day of all out action in the transfer window, I heard we are signing Arnold Schwarzenegger as our new forward, defences will crumble at the sight of the Terminator gunning for goal... "Get to the Chopper" will be his goal celebration.

 

[mattyspurs]

I always thought that TSH was a bit of an "all talk no action" kind of guy. I didn't think he would really walk around in a Nazi T-Shirt. also i thought he would be a little bit taller!

 

[Ionman34]

too many bongs

Look, I'm sorry but I'll have to pull you up on that one.

One can NEVER have too many Bongs.

 

[taidgh]

Well, let's not lie. It was a clusterfuck from beginning to end. But that's mighty kind of you to say. Let's hope we have some decent ITK soon to put this whole sorry mess behind us.

shhh. say nothing. maybe no one will notice.

 

[Bill_Oddie]

shhh. say nothing. maybe no one will notice.

Good idea. I don't think many people come into this part of the site or read this thread. We'll just let it die down.

 

[rawhide]

Look, I'm sorry but I'll have to pull you up on that one.

One can NEVER have too many Bongs.

Surely it's the quality of the gear, not the number of bongs...

 

[x S P U R S x]

Long time reader of these Threads but signed up as I didn't want to miss out on the Tranny Disco...

Lets hope for some good ITK, Whats the odds we hear expect 2 incoming?

 

[jushin3]

So has everyone accepted that we won't be signing a striker yet? Gotta figure if it was anyone noteworthy, the wheels would have been set in motion a long time ago.

 

[Scott Spur]

Well, let's not lie. It was a clusterfuck from beginning to end. But that's mighty kind of you to say. Let's hope we have some decent ITK soon to put this whole sorry mess behind us.

Hey no problem BO, to anyone who gets here after 8.30am it will look great! (And make sense....)

Very funny BTW

 

[Scot-Spur]

If you look in last nights thread there was a few bits and pieces, mainly from Gyid and Jasper I think so that might be worthy of the RO.