The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The B&Q Edition 11th June 2013

[Archibald&Crooks]

New? or did you wear it in a bit first?

Second hand. I got it off a Bulgarian weightlifter called Bogdan who was at the last meeting of the crossdressers and rimticklers club. Of course, that night he was 'Olga'............

 

[Angel Eyes]

Daniel..If you f*ck this up..I have a surprise waiting for you;

Your going to let him spank your ass ?

 

[wee_spur]

Thought soldado confirmed he was staying at valencia?

He said he was happy at Valencia. Not quite the same thing.

 

[ilikeost]

I really hope this is in relation to Bernard not Leandro. Rather Soldardo and Bernard then Mcmanaman and Leandro.

Rather Messi and Ronaldo then Bernard and Soldado.

 

[hugrr]

IF Daniel doesn't mess about.....

 

[CrazyKen]

Your going to let him spank your ass ?

Look at them..I am not bald..Daniel is..

 

[chinaman]

At last a bit of ITK, but it means nothing without identity. Don't know to laugh or to cry.

 

[KenilworthSpur]

Looking forward to seeing POTL's post of 'Yellow & Yellow'.......

 

[tom4s]

Hoping for Lil´ Bernie!

 

[AmericanSpur]

Thanks WPD and The Journalist for the info. I think purchasing either Leandro or Bernard would be proper business. We've been chasing Leandro for five windows so we must feel fairly confident he can do the business and everyone seems to think Bernard is the next hot Brazilian (sorry Gisele).

If nothing else, I want Leandro to sign for no other reason than his play and results will undoubtedly spark amazing reactions on this forum. Should he not score in several matches there will be five threads in Spurs Chat with "F Levy this" and "F Levy that" and how we spent three years chasing the Brazilian Pav. Should he immediately settle and play well, we'll see "see we do have a scouting system as no other club seriously pursued him" and "we've finally replaced Berba." I'll probably start one of those threads myself before August 30th.

 

[dirtyh]

Just got off the phone with Samaritans. Apparently if you're from SC you qualify for a 20% discount.

How the frig are we going to get to August?? Good job I went insane in the jan window of 2011 otherwise I'd be fretting. The latest itk sounds positive from the players perspective though. At least we own the goalposts this time apparently.

 

[carpediem991]

These non stories about Damiao are getting so boring. It is depressing that our chairman and that club can't even agree a deal in between 2 years....

never ending story

 

[Bobbins]

Go home Journalist, you're drunk.

 

[Sum Monsterism]

buying bernard will be nice, but a striker is imperative.

 

[paulcumpstone]

Heard our partnership agreement with the brazilian club involves only being allowed to communicate via emails containing one word at a time.thats why its taking so long

 

[PrettyColors]

Thanks WPD and The Journalist for the info. I think purchasing either Leandro or Bernard would be proper business. We've been chasing Leandro for five windows so we must feel fairly confident he can do the business and everyone seems to think Bernard is the next hot Brazilian (sorry Gisele).

If nothing else, I want Leandro to sign for no other reason than his play and results will undoubtedly spark amazing reactions on this forum. Should he not score in several matches there will be five threads in Spurs Chat with "F Levy this" and "F Levy that" and how we spent three years chasing the Brazilian Pav. Should he immediately settle and play well, we'll see "see we do have a scouting system as no other club seriously pursued him" and "we've finally replaced Berba." I'll probably start one of those threads myself before August 30th.

The Brazilian Pav...

That's a chilling but apt comparison.

 

[eddiev14]

Stone the crows, ITK!!!!

 

[WiganSpur]

It's obviously Bernard, but I think he'll be off to BvB anyway. They appear to be closer to agreeing a fee.

 

[greaves]

Hoping for Lil´ Bernie!

Ecclestone is too old.

 

[mattyspurs]

I'm hoping that this is the Journos Lloris moment of last summer. That's provided he's talking about Bernard