Song for Luka!

[pablo73]

Thought I would get in nice and early so we've all got time to practise before August...

all together now, a one, two, three, four (to the tune of Luka by Suzanne Vega)


His name is Luka,
He plays for the Tott-en-ham
You know he'll always score
Think you might have seen him before

If you hear something at the Lane,
You know that Luka has done it again,
You just can't stop him any more,
you just can't stop him any more

and repeat....

 

[milkman]

fromt the tune; "We are Tottenham, super Tottenham! from the lane!

He is Luka, super Luka.
He is Luka, super Luka.
He is Luka from the lane.

 

[fazza]

Luka,lukary, luka,lukary, luka,lukary, luka luka Modric!!!!!

 

[bomberH]

I'm sure most of the old schoolers on here will recognise the tune...


When i saw him play, for Croatia
I had my eyes on him
He had his eyes on us
We went very far
To get our 'man Luka'
We gave him our number
And we took his number.


That's so bad i just re-read it and laughed.

 

[Jody]

Luka that with the ball, is it a Modric?

To the tune of Monster.

 

[miles_64]

Modric woooah,
Modric woooah,
The genius is Croatian,
We'll giving him a standing ovation,
Modric woooah!

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She is so fucking rich,
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She's thinking of Modric!

We love our little Luka,
His surname is Modric,
And when you play against him,
He'll make you look his bitch!

Modric woooah,
Modric woooah,
He comes from Dinamo
He dances to Bananarama,
Modric woooah!

(Dinamo, is pronounced Dinaama)

...that really is scraping the barrel.

 

[MattyP]

I want more Chas and Dave.

To the tune of snooker loopy

Super Luka nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
He'll show you what he can do
With a white football and an adidas shoe

Beat the Blues then, Liverpool,
And a win against United and Ar5ena1
Super Luka nuts are we
We're all Luka loopy

 

[Flatters]

fromt the tune; "We are Tottenham, super Tottenham! from the lane!

He is Luka, super Luka.
He is Luka, super Luka.
He is Luka from the lane.

At least get the chant right before you replace Tottenham with Luka.

Luka,lukary, luka,lukary, luka,lukary, luka luka Modric!!!!!

Lukary?

Luka that with the ball, is it a Modric?

To the tune of Monster.

Wtf? That doesn't even fit.

I want more Chas and Dave.

To the tune of snooker loopy

Super Luka nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
He'll show you what he can do
With a white football and an adidas shoe

Beat the Blues then, Liverpool,
And a win against United and Ar5ena1
Super Luka nuts are we
We're all Luka loopy

He wears Nike boots.

There's so much more I could have picked out, but I really can't be bothered. And they're all really really bad.

 

[camaj]

all together now, a one, two, three, four (to the tune of Luka by Suzanne Vega)

Hehe, that's exactly what I thought of. Why bother with anything else?

 

[Delboy10]

How about adapting the song man u fans sing for Anderson?
I recall somebody posting something similer for Berba on an earlier thread...

It's Luka ka ka he's a Croation superstar
It's Luka ka ka he can score from near or far
with his left or his right he is fuckin dynamite
and he's better than Lampard
cos Frank Lampard is fuckin shite!

 

[Kyras]

How about adapting the song man u fans sing for Anderson?
I recall somebody posting something similer for Berba on an earlier thread...

It's Luka ka ka he's a Croation superstar
It's Luka ka ka he can score from near or far
with his left or his right he is fuckin dynamite
and he's better than Lampard
cos Frank Lampard is fuckin shite!

I like it up to the dynamite bit, I don't really like chants where we compare our players to other players, maybe rhyming dynamite with lilywhite or something?

 

[Jody]

At least get the chant right before you replace Tottenham with Luka.



Lukary?



Wtf? That doesn't even fit.



He wears Nike boots.

There's so much more I could have picked out, but I really can't be bothered. And they're all really really bad.

Well thank f*** for the chant police, it's good someone is taking it too seriously:up:

 

[Flatters]

Well thank f*** for the chant police, it's good someone is taking it too seriously:up:

Well at least bit a little bit of fucking effort into it.

 

[miles_64]

Well at least bit a little bit of fucking effort into it.

Woah! Hold on their Flatters - I spent a good five minutes of my valuable time thinking up those chants and this is the kind of bollocks I'm getting? I suppose if you're putting yourself in the public arena, you're bound to get criticised by those who just can't stand the sight of other people's chant-writing success.
:grin:

 

[Rupstoh]

I agree with Flatters - they are all truly awful.

 

[MattyP]

To the "Glasgow" chant of last season

Luka, Luka,
Tottenham Hotpur are signing Luka
Now he looks like The Goat
But he loves to showboat
Tottenham Hotpur are signing Lukap

Better?

 

[si_yidarmy]

Thought I would get in nice and early so we've all got time to practise before August...

all together now, a one, two, three, four (to the tune of Luka by Suzanne Vega)


His name is Luka,
He plays for the Tott-en-ham
You know he'll always score
Think you might have seen him before

If you hear something at the Lane,
You know that Luka has done it again,
You just can't stop him any more,
you just can't stop him any more

and repeat....

maybe i am alot younger than you but who the hell is suzzane vega?

 

[MarkTHFC9]

Luka, wherever you may be,
Dont fear your big transfer fee
Could be worse
Could be Bent
Kicking yourself on the Substitutes bench

 

[ShadyAftermath2k]

Well at least bit a little bit of fucking effort into it.

Why don't you give it a try, then?

 

[Flatters]

Why don't you give it a try, then?

Because I don't want to put effort into it, you see.