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UncleBuck

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Aug 20, 2003
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Put it on last night in the car, turned it off when I realised they’d got Wheelchair in the studio.
Wheelchair? Seriously? No way I’m listening to that busted dwarf poison my ears.
 

Westmorlandspur

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Feb 1, 2013
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Put it on last night in the car, turned it off when I realised they’d got Wheelchair in the studio.
Wheelchair? Seriously? No way I’m listening to that busted dwarf poison my ears.
The boy wheelchair is back on now with Darren Bent. Always worth listening to Jack so you can realise how thick he is. Discussing Harry Kane future. Jack thinks he is our captain, not the only one to think that. How much is the release clause in his contract when everyone knows there isn’t one.
Jack is virtually retired as no one wants him or he’s asking for too much money.
 

Rocksuperstar

Isn't this fun? Isn't fun the best thing to have?
Jun 6, 2005
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Guessing it’s been posted but this is amazing.



When I worked at FedEx on the night shift, I stumbled across where they had shoveled that soppy wanker off to - the absolute graveyard shift programme, as "The Two Mikes", and I would occasionally hear him say something utterly absurd, and people would say "yeah, but he's just playing a character..."

No. He's absolutely not.

Mike Graham is as thick as fuck.
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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The boy wheelchair is back on now with Darren Bent. Always worth listening to Jack so you can realise how thick he is. Discussing Harry Kane future. Jack thinks he is our captain, not the only one to think that. How much is the release clause in his contract when everyone knows there isn’t one.
Jack is virtually retired as no one wants him or he’s asking for too much money.
If Wheelchair loved football enough he'd sign for a lower Champ or League One club for peanuts, like Andy Carroll has at Reading.

He's just content with the cash he has and has now found out he can get paid to spout bollocks. Win win.
 

tommo84

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Aug 15, 2005
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Wasn’t sure where else to moan about this but as I heard it on Talksport this seemed fair:

There’s a new Paddy Power radio ad which has a pop at Spurs (they often do - lowest common denominator and all that) but it makes no sense. It’s about Liverpool going for the quad and says Spurs are going for their own quadruple - 4 years without Champions League football. If we miss out this year it will be 3 years without Champs League so that’s a bit of a reach even by PP’s low standards.

I get that we’re a club that everyone likes to have a laugh at but half of the ‘banter’ thrown around at our expense by the likes of PP isn’t even rooted in reality.
 

dontcallme

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Mar 18, 2005
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Wasn’t sure where else to moan about this but as I heard it on Talksport this seemed fair:

There’s a new Paddy Power radio ad which has a pop at Spurs (they often do - lowest common denominator and all that) but it makes no sense. It’s about Liverpool going for the quad and says Spurs are going for their own quadruple - 4 years without Champions League football. If we miss out this year it will be 3 years without Champs League so that’s a bit of a reach even by PP’s low standards.

I get that we’re a club that everyone likes to have a laugh at but half of the ‘banter’ thrown around at our expense by the likes of PP isn’t even rooted in reality.
PP takes a pop at everyone. Occasionally funny but I don’t care about them.
 

hughy

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Nov 18, 2007
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Wasn’t sure where else to moan about this but as I heard it on Talksport this seemed fair:

There’s a new Paddy Power radio ad which has a pop at Spurs (they often do - lowest common denominator and all that) but it makes no sense. It’s about Liverpool going for the quad and says Spurs are going for their own quadruple - 4 years without Champions League football. If we miss out this year it will be 3 years without Champs League so that’s a bit of a reach even by PP’s low standards.

I get that we’re a club that everyone likes to have a laugh at but half of the ‘banter’ thrown around at our expense by the likes of PP isn’t even rooted in reality.
To be fair I think PP do it on a bit of a rotational basis. I have definitely heard their "banter ads" aimed at Arsenal and United as well, so I wouldn't take it to heart.
 

dontcallme

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Mar 18, 2005
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To be fair I think PP do it on a bit of a rotational basis. I have definitely heard their "banter ads" aimed at Arsenal and United as well, so I wouldn't take it to heart.
Was it PP that did the advert with Ryan Giggs’ brother talking about how loyalty was the most important thing to him?
 

Rocksuperstar

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Jun 6, 2005
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Max Rushden & Charlie Baker...

AUTOBIOGRAPHY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRSSS!!!
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Brand 2 up against Brucey! UNREAL SCENES!

These two slay me, it's so much nonsense
 

Rocksuperstar

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Jun 6, 2005
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Benjamin Franklin -v- Ozzy Osbourne in today's AUTOBIOGRAPHY WAAARRRSSS!!! and Ozzy's scored early!

AUTOBIOGRAPHY WAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRSSS!!!
 
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