Dirtiest names in football

[VegasII]

Quim
Rod Fanni
Cock Jol
Danny Shittu
Arsene Wenger
Andrei Arshavin
John Terry

Add what you like...over to you guys...

 

[MattyP]

Stefan Kuntz

 

[LukaMotion]

Van Nistelrooy

I've been told that's Ruud.

 

[Spurger King]

Kaka
Lineker (means diarrhea in Japanese apparently)

 

[3Dnata]

There's the Indian rigtback Anal Quim Roojery .
Young Boys of Berne should sign the lot of them so they can all play at the Wankdorff stadium.
There's a South American club I think either Peruvian or Colombian called Deportivo Huanca. They do have tee-shirts with the English pronounciation.

 

[JerryGarcia]

Rasvan Rat

 

[VegasII]

Nice additions. One the cricket stadiums in Mumbai is called the Wankhede.

 

[Marty]

S****horpe United is obviously the dirtiest club name.

 

[3Dnata]

S****horpe United is obviously the dirtiest club name.

That's what I hate about the auto censor thingy it makes it look like S****horpe United are our arch enemies.

 

[SuperSpurs_Ollie]

Theres a Marseille player called 'Fanni'... well something like that anyway!

 

[TheBlueRooster]

Zhirkov
Windass
(lobbed) Seaman

 

[SlickMongoose]

No mention of Argel Fucks? For shame.

Alas, he is retired.

 

[Dinpomp]

Good old Harry Koch. Remember him playing for Kaiserslautern.

 

[beats1]

Vagner Love

 

[Mate]

Javier Vargas (Sounds like fart gas.... tee hee)

 

[3Dnata]

Ufarte from the Spanish '82 World cup squad.
The commentators had trouble with that

 

[myhartlane]

What about that Jerkoff knob that played for Chelscum?

 

[3Dnata]

What about that Jerkoff knob that played for Chelscum?

There's already a thread on John terry:grin:

 

[ShelfSide18]

In an old management game I assembled a squad of dirty names and combinations, my strikeforce was Jamie Hand and Joseph Desire Job. I forget the rest.

 

[dav3j]

I'm amazed no-one's thought of Otto Pfister yet.