What's the single worst thing you've seen a Spurs player do?

[spursgirls]

I saw Stuart Nethercott trying to defend once.

Do you remember that time he had a head injury and went off to get it bandaged? He looked like Bart Simpson when he came back on.

 

[VegasII]

I'd somehow forgotten all about Vlad Chiriches. He was generously tripe.

 

[spursgirls]

I saw Pat van den Hauwe steal pick n mix in Woolworths once.

I used to fancy him. Met him at a dinner and dance once.

 

[spursgirls]

I'd somehow forgotten all about Vlad Chiriches. He was generously tripe.

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[stevenurse]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Matthew Etherington having a go at the Park Lane for groaning loudly when he misplaced his 8th cross of the game. But to be fair to him, the crowd had been on his back for a while (previous games too) and he just flipped at that moment. For those unaware, he basically told the Park Lane to fuck off and I think he raised his fist to us too, in a sort of 'why I oughta.....' way.

I don't think I've ever been genuinely disgusted with a player but the 3-4 loss to City at home in the cup about 10/12 years ago when they had 10 men was the angriest I've been at a result. On the flip side though, I ended up yentzing the woman behind me who was at her first game (the deed was at my place, not in the stands) so luckily I was able to take my anger out via my penis hole.

Goes to look up "Yentzing"

 

[Ionman34]

Goes to look up "Yentzing"

Call yoursel a Yid?

 

[dagraham]

I used to fancy him. Met him at a dinner and dance once.

Did he offer you some pick n mix?

 

[Luka Van der Bale]

Anyone who interpreted the Ghaly shirt throw as a slight on the club is a fucking idiot. That's just adding symbolism he didn't mean. Pretty sure I've seen Vidic do that at United. It's frustration.

 

[Spurger King]

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Pretty much what he was like on the pitch. How's his dream move to Chelsea working out?

 

[Luka Van der Bale]

I believe so. I defended the guy to the hilt for a long time, and I still think he is a good keeper, but he was a massive source of embarrassment on umpteen occasions. The reason I posted the video is because I went looking for footage of his howlers on Youtube, saw the video of him crying, and nearly pissed myself. It's easy to laugh now. I wasn't laughing back then.

Footage quality is poor but how about this piece of madness at Old Trafford?-

Yep, completely Gomes' fault the referee failed to apply the rules of the game properly

 

[DJS]

When Gregor Rasiak came on the pitch. I don't think I've ever seen a player so out of his depths. It was terrible, he was terrible. It was probably one of the worst as at the time, I thought is this our best effort!?

He was pig awful, probably the worse I've witnessed.

FA cup game against Leicester and he was so fucking bad.

 

[VegasII]

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haha imagine him and Pav in the same team (football or drinking).

 

[Col_M]

Pat van den Hauw, tackled like a combine harvester on steroids. Nasty nasty defender

 

[Col_M]

I saw Pat van den Hauwe steal pick n mix in Woolworths once.

I knew he was a wrong un

 

[riggi]

Crouch against Real Madrid.

Best moment?

Crouch against city .

Ok maybe bale against West Ham

 

[Spurslove]

Hossam Ghaly throwing our shirt to the ground after being substituted.

Yep. That's the only thing I can remember in all my 56 years of Spurs watching which has made me ask myself, 'Sweet baby Jesus...did he really do that'?

 

[G Ron]

That Henry goal in the 3-0 defeat at The library. About 4 of our players had the opportunity to bring him down (2 of them around the half way line), but no, instead they let him run the length of the pitch and score, and then run all the way back to celebrate in front of us.

I was Fuming!!!

 

[TheChosenOne]

I knew he was a wrong un

Probably not the best time to mention Mandy Smith then.

 

[mano-obe]

I came in to this thread with the sole purpose of mentioning this.

Probably the worst shot I've seen in a Spurs shirt and I've seen them go over the stadiums, row Z, sliced to the corner flag or just fluffed. That sort of shot looked like an adult kicking the ball for the first time in his life at goal

 

[ralvy]

Crimes against fashion: Gerry Francis's mullet. AVB's beard. Sherwood and his gilet. Didn't Hoddle used to stand on the touchline in shorts?

And I've just remembered about Ossie Ardiles raiding of the club shop for his matchday tracksuit and cap.

Da fuq did I just read? AVB's beard is super sexy! Wish I could grow such a beard.