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What's the single worst thing you've seen a Spurs player do?

Khilari

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There are loads of bad things, but I'm stumped to offer up one as the worst.

I do remember that horrendous few minutes Vlad Chiriches had for us in, I think a Europa League game where he fouled, handball and never played for us again (or only a few times) under AVB I think.
 

Monkey boy

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Gazza assault on Gary Parkers chest takes some beating? What the hell possessed him that day I will never know. That should have been his cup final given how he practically single handedly got us there in the first place with some outrageous goals. Thank god we won it though.

1991 is far too long a time since we last won a trophy worth winning. Peace cup aside obviously.
 

SUIYHA

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Crouch against Real Madrid for me. The first yellow card was bad enough but to make such a rash challenge when he'd just been booked, so early in such a big game, was unforgivable. Have never been so angry at a Spurs player.

Although this, even though the stakes weren't as high, was shocking:

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Couple that haven't been mentioned yet:






Also there was a game where Ian Walker let in a really bad goal and sat there grinning. Don't remember who it was against but I was furious with him
 

kursaal

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Sign for Wolwich having had the choice of virtually.any time.on.the planet.
 

Shea

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Sign for Wolwich having had the choice of virtually.any time.on.the planet.
I agree with pretty much everything everyone has listed in this thread

But Sol letting his contact run down to sign for arsenal is unquestionably the worst in my eyes
 

slartibartfast

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Dembeles eye gouge was pretty disgusting.
I detest that sort of cowardly petulant childish crap.
If you're that upset thump the fker and then get a ban like a man not like a 10yr old girl. Pull his hair or something next time lol.
Reminded me of Maureen being a #### and running away. Chicken shit thing to do.
 
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FITZ

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Pretty sure it was the same league cup game at WHL against Liverpool that he did the handball.

But Kanoute found himself taking a corner, he kicked the corner flag instead of the ball. My head fell into my hands as the ball stayed still.
 

djw1973

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I'm surprised no one has mentioned Matthew Etherington having a go at the Park Lane for groaning loudly when he misplaced his 8th cross of the game. But to be fair to him, the crowd had been on his back for a while (previous games too) and he just flipped at that moment. For those unaware, he basically told the Park Lane to fuck off and I think he raised his fist to us too, in a sort of 'why I oughta.....' way.

I don't think I've ever been genuinely disgusted with a player but the 3-4 loss to City at home in the cup about 10/12 years ago when they had 10 men was the angriest I've been at a result. On the flip side though, I ended up yentzing the woman behind me who was at her first game (the deed was at my place, not in the stands) so luckily I was able to take my anger out via my penis hole.

Did you come from behind as well?
 

djw1973

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Mendes goal against Manure.

Ben Thatcher nearly killing Mendes in another game.

Seeing the scum win at our stadium

Lasagne-gate

I was at the Mendes game, sitting in the third tier with the Manure fans. Even from where I was sitting you could see that it had crossed the line.
 

djw1973

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I remember Davids passing to Jenas v Liverpool and Jenas missing from about 6 yards, open goal. The look on Davids face pretty much summed up Jenas and the situation.
 

mano-obe

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So many really.

Campbell saying he'd stay at Spurs

Gomes' mistakes v Madrid, Villa, Chelsea and Fulham

Robinson going from a top goalie to dreadful, and that horrible hoof every week to the other goalie where it was just a personal game to him to smash it as far as he could

Kyle Walkers blind pass at Anfield

Gazza 91 that tackle

Acimovic missing an open goal

Soldado squaring the ball against Fioretina

Gilberto's stinkers in Europe

Rocha against Arsenal

Ghaly throwing his shirt

Eriksen shouting "ahhhhhh" after a miss rather than saying "fucking hell"

Scott Parkers pirouhette

Ian Walker and Bentley playing with their hair every 48 seconds

Darren Bents miss v Pompey

AVB's voice not cured after two packs of lockets

Walker v Chelsea and having that feud with Mata

Anderton telling four four two magazine he was raring to go but on match day he was in his wheelchair

Huddlestone and Reid using up the world's kethcup

Dean Austin, Nethercott and Edinburgh in defence, how was that acceptable?

Armstrong having a face like a slapped arse when scoring at the lane
 

dagraham

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The worst tackle I've ever seen a Spurs player do was Pat Van den Hauwe v Luton at WHL in the late 1980's.

He basically did a two footed waist high challenge, which caused his victim to practically do a 360 in mid air :eek:.

Amazingly the player was unhurt and got straight up, but the best bit was Van Den Hauwe didn't even wait for the ref. He just walked straight off :LOL:.
 

belsunz

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When Gregor Rasiak came on the pitch. I don't think I've ever seen a player so out of his depths. It was terrible, he was terrible. It was probably one of the worst as at the time, I thought is this our best effort!?
The wooden Ronaldo. Hilariously out of his depth indeed.
 

ILS

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When Gregor Rasiak came on the pitch. I don't think I've ever seen a player so out of his depths. It was terrible, he was terrible. It was probably one of the worst as at the time, I thought is this our best effort!?
I remember watching him at the walkers stadium in the FA Cup match which we chucked away after going 2-0 up. Robbo took a goal kick which went straight to Rasisks feet, his first touch went 30 foot in the air...and everyone in the away end just groaned.
 

ILS

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For me that Paulinho attempted shot away at Burnley....that was the moment when I thought to myself I still have a chance to make it.....utter tripe!
 
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