What will you do if.....

[thinktank]

3rd - Have a proper sesh. Might even treat the old girl to a bit of cuniligus

That's had me doubled up for the last 5 mins.

 

[Chinaspur]

3rd - dispose of rohypnol
4th - use rohypnol to drug Drogba, Mata and Torres on the 18th of May. Arrange so that they wake up wearing only nipple clamps in a hotel room with Bomberh sitting quietly in the corner stroking his truncheon.
5th - dispose of rohypnol

 

[EastLondonYid]

3RD - Watch football first, scum game first then ours....bubbly in hand.

4th - Watch football first, only our game ....beer in hand.

5th - Let the wife have the remote and fall asleep drunk on the sofa.

 

[Destroyer]

3rd-have a euphoric wank
4th-have a normal wank
5th-have a cry wank

Looks like no number 3 !!

 

[OneHotspur1988]

Climax over myself, like any other Sunday.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

3rd - I'd sniff some Harpic and have a party complete with poncey french finger food, champers, acrobatic dwarves and high class ho's.
4th - I'd turn into adiepf, fly into an internet rage, stamp my foot down really really hard and demand Harry be hung drawn and quartered and then have a wee-wee on the remains shouting 'here SSN, interview that'
5th - As above but I'd also put my steel toecapped boots on and kick the wife's chuff off. She's got in coming anyway, two birds, one stone.

For the record, I didn't follow through with what I said I would do if we finished 4th. The finishing 3rd stuff was too tempting.

 

[DiscoD1882]

For the record, I didn't follow through with what I said I would do if we finished 4th. The finishing 3rd stuff was too tempting.

Its ok. i didnt go to islingtion? I couldnt find it?