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Mattspur

ENIC IN
Jan 7, 2004
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3rd - breathe a sigh of relief after almost throwing it away
4th - breathe a sigh of relief once Chelsea lose and we have won the qualifying round are in the CL proper
5th - display absolute outrage to whoever will listen to me
 

SpainSpur85

Well-Known Member
Jul 19, 2011
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3rd - Wait and see who we sign, with a big grin on my face :D

4th - Wait and see how many Chelsea win by, worried out of my mind :cautious:

5th - Wait and see who we sell, then cry like a baby who needs a feed :cry:
 

Spurger King

can't smile without glue
Jul 22, 2008
43,881
95,149
Whatever happens I'll be going for a couple of post-match drinks in the Bell & Hare, then seeing as my girlfriend is too ill to come up to London I'll be skipping/walking/crawling (delete depending on the result) back to my hotel in Wembley on my lonesome :unsure:
 

DiscoD1882

SC Supporter
Mar 27, 2006
6,983
14,837
Whatever happens I'll be going for a couple of post-match drinks in the Bell & Hare, then seeing as my girlfriend is too ill to come up to London I'll be skipping/walking/crawling (delete depending on the result) back to my hotel in Wembley on my lonesome :unsure:
If your hotel is in Wembley. I wouldnt skip.
 

hoodlum

eye have won eye, plus too others
Apr 4, 2011
2,844
1,614
5th - prepare for MF headlined by Parker
4th - stay calm and wait til the 19th
3rd - two chicks at the same time
 

lillywhites61

SC Supporter
Aug 11, 2009
3,538
2,270
3rd - Breath the biggest sigh of relief ever!!! then get wasted and start the taunting I have managed to keep in all season long.
4th - Still breath a smaller sigh of relief but then begin a new week getting prepared for disapointment.
5th - Take a big breath in the light that i will be battered from every angle by everyone of my non spurs mates!!!

I cant bear it, thank god its nearly all over.
 

Riandor

COB Founder
May 26, 2004
9,420
11,634
3rd - relief, grin, be very happy and look forward to the summer
4th - relatively relieved and then get in the spirit here in Germany and support Bayern and hopefully still enjoy summer
5th - try and avoid the suicide watch on SC (in vain) and not look forward to the summer.

Gonna be a looooong 24hrs.
Good luck to Everton and West Brom!

R.
 

HappySpur

You Can't Unfry Things Jerri
Jan 7, 2012
7,666
19,601
3rd - phew and wait for Hazard to sign
4th - nervously wait for the final score next Saturday
5th - wait for shit storm
 

stormfly

Well-Known Member
Dec 6, 2006
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12,094
3rd - I will say ''I knew we would finish 3rd! we are awesome''
4th - I will say ''I knew we would finish 4th I bet Chelscum win now!''
5th - I will say ''I knew we would finish 5th! We are crap!''
 

Destroyer

B513 R16
Jun 12, 2004
4,026
192
3rd - phew and wait for Hazard to sign

We'll probably get Micky Hazard judging by Januarys transfers !!

3rd = I like the sound of a Euphoric Wank however will settle for a few beers first after waiting for the end of season lap of honour !!

4th = A beer + Motd

5th = A good crap !!
 

L-man

Misplaced pass from Dier
Dec 31, 2008
9,979
51,367
If we finish 3rd, I am "minding the gap" so fucking much that someone will end up hitting me
 

Kingellesar

This is the way
May 2, 2005
8,772
9,276
All week I have been trying not to think about what I would do to wind my girlfriends brother up if we got 3rd but every now and then a little idea pops in my mind and I have to dismiss it.

If we get 4th I will be content but another week of agony and waiting. If we get 5th I will be in the worst mood ever, Harry should resign too if we get 5th.
 

tippspur59

Well-Known Member
Aug 21, 2006
2,771
2,522
3rd. go on the piss with a big grin on my face,and abuse arse fans.
4th. go on the piss and keep my gob shut.
5th. stay at home and be a right misery guts.
 

RJ1882

SC Supporter
Aug 28, 2010
2,122
1,843
If we finish 3rd, I'm out for tea, feed of pints, moving champers from cupboard to fridge, watching MOYD on rewind and taking Monday off.
IF we win and finish 4th, I'll be content, pleased, but slightly let down. Put for Tea, pints, MOTD and bed for work on Monday.
If we finish 5th, I'll honestly feel the most disappointed man on the planet. I'll think no one, no player, fan, Manager, Chairman or whatever can possibly feel as empty as I do. I'll feel physically sick, like a death in the family. Its silly, its immature, I should be past that being a married man, father, and 30. But it will hurt as much as anything. And I'm on my own. Wife wont care, little one too young to care. I wont want to go to Tea, leading to a fall out with the wife. I'll trade pints for red wine, drink too much, too quickly, get a sleepy angry drunk, punch a solid wall, break a knuckle and go to bed. Then get up for work, witha throbbing headache, throbbing hand, and riddled with shame. Then sit all day in work like a paranoid schitzophrenic thinking everyone is laughing and pointing at me about Spurs.
I'll spend the summer whating Hazard, Vertonghen, Remy, Damiao sign for other teams claiming they would have been ours if we had finished 4th, and face further bouts of laughter and hysterics from my loveable colleagues.

****S
 

tony0379

The bald midget has to go!
May 17, 2004
15,925
41,678
Try filming myself giving myself POV cumshot if we finish 3rd
 

Spurger King

can't smile without glue
Jul 22, 2008
43,881
95,149
3rd - go on sc
4th - go on sc
5th - go on sc

I won't be. Staying in London tomorrow and won't get back until about 4PM on Monday. My phone is shit for accessing SC so I'll be missing out on the celebrations/hesitance/abuse on here whatever happens.
 

marvel

Well-Known Member
Jan 18, 2011
3,475
5,873
If we finish 3rd I will tweet Wilshere, Morgan and Frimpong every day until the new season starts
 

walworthyid

David Ginola
Oct 25, 2004
7,059
10,242
3rd-Party like it's 1999!
4th-Worry until the cl final is over
5th-Pretend not to care and bury the pain deep, deep down inside and probably never be the same again?
 
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