What will you do if.....

[DiscoD1882]

Simple really, what will you do if we finish..........

3rd - Go out on a massive bender in Islington with my spurs shirt on
4th - Go out on a massive bender in Islington without my spurs shirt on
5th - sulk. drink lots. start threads on SC about HARRY OUT and the SQUAD IS SHIT!

 

[coffer]

It will involve drink, in a dark room if we finish 5th!

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

3rd - I'd sniff some Harpic and have a party complete with poncey french finger food, champers, acrobatic dwarves and high class ho's.
4th - I'd turn into adiepf, fly into an internet rage, stamp my foot down really really hard and demand Harry be hung drawn and quartered and then have a wee-wee on the remains shouting 'here SSN, interview that'
5th - As above but I'd also put my steel toecapped boots on and kick the wife's chuff off. She's got in coming anyway, two birds, one stone.

 

[sunnydelight786]

3rd I would look forward to the summer ahead of Euros and Olympics.

4th Be worried for the week ahead again....

5th Harry MUST go!!!

 

[marvel]

3rd-have a euphoric wank
4th-have a normal wank
5th-have a cry wank

 

[hughy]

As I said in the Lawro thread, I'll kiss ajspurs with tongues if his prediction comes true and we finish third...

 

[JJetset]

3rd- I would stop DiscoD 1882 from going out with a bender in Islingtion (it may be called Islington...)
4th I would be calling Jan and Eden over for a cup of tea and a slice of cake.
5th I would be ringing up Spursking for cheap African players for our UEFA push.....

 

[mpickard2087]

3rd - Epic celebrations
4th - Annoyed in all honesty that we will have blown 3rd place! Anxious until Bayern beat Chelsea next weekend (pray)
5th - Contributing to the meltdown here on SC

 

[DiscoD1882]

3rd- I would stop DiscoD 1882 from going out with a bender in Islingtion (it may be called Islington...)
4th I would be calling Jan and Eden over for a cup of tea and a slice of cake.
5th I would be ringing up Spursking for cheap African players for our UEFA push.....

Islingtion. is an imaginary place where spurs have won the league every year since the prem started and there is no such thing as Arsenal.

 

[ryantegan]

3rd - Have a proper sesh. Might even treat the old girl to a bit of cuniligus
4th - Make sure I avoid all Gooners and Chavs for a week. Cant afford a recall to HMP
5th - Shit, Recall here we come

 

[Donki]

3rd-have a euphoric wank
4th-have a normal wank
5th-have a cry wank

Not a cry wank!!!! NOOOOO!

 

[SEANSPURS1975]

3rd - An all day session
4th - A quiet drink
5th - A wake

 

[RuskyM]

3rd - HOLY SHIT WE DID IT
4th - HOLY SHIT WE KINDA DID IT
5th - HOLY SHIT WE'RE SHIT

 

[Arnoldtoo]

3rd - send texts to my Arsenal supporting friends + celebratory drink
4th - put a sizeable bet on Chelsea to win the CL + worry drink
5th - turn the phone off + sulk drink

 

[CJMurray]

3rd - Go apeshit abusing gooners.
4th - I'd be disappointed, awaiting abuse from gooners.
5th - Cry.

 

[DiscoD1882]

3rd-have a euphoric wank
4th-have a normal wank
5th-have a cry wank

I sa euphoric wank one that entails putting a belt around your neck and hanging yourself from a bunkbed?

 

[whitelightwhiteheat]

3rd, 4th and 5th:

Have a couple of pints in the Bell and Hare before getting back on the Supporters Coach for the long 5 hour trek back home!

My mental state will depend on which of the positions we finish in. It could be a really enjoyable long trek home, or a really depressing journey. I'm hoping for the former. Please please please!

 

[EJWTartanSpur]

3rd - eyeball tequila and snort nose jazz off of strippers bottoms
4th - indignant acceptance, thoughts of what may have been, a couple of dry sherries and painfully wait out the week
5th - suicide

 

[Mullers]

3rd - Nothing
4th - Nothing
5th - Sit back and relax and read what excuses the usual suspects will come up with this time.

 

[sweyid]

3rd - Lean back, let out a big sigh of relief, then scream my lungs out.
4th - Worry about Chelsea v Bayern.
5th - Complain.