What Our Opponents' Fans Are Saying About Us 19/20

[Archibald&Crooks]

People are not taking the piss for not getting out the car.
They are ripping him for driving off and leaving his teammate behind

TBF to Ozil, five minutes after he drove off his eyes were still there, looking out for his mate, watching his back.

 

['O Zio]

I'm more and more convinced the whole thing is a scam.

The police only said two people were targeted and the first eye witness quoted only saw Ozil running to the restaurant (I can forgive missing Kolasinac, as I wouldn't know him from Adam, but you would have noticed a lady or two in the escape group), and for some reason Ozil and Kolasinac called their mate's restaurant (for them to call the police, rather than, well, calling the police...), who just so happen to be the only people to have said the wife was there... after the event...

I am getting very cynical in my old age though.

What motive would there be for them to stage it though? Doesn't really add up to me.

 

[Cornpattbuck]

What motive would there be for them to stage it though? Doesn't really add up to me.

I've absolutely no idea. ?

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

You do.

Although, when I first saw him deal with the situation by putting his arms out, moving side to side one way, side to side the other way, all interspersed with the odd quick sprint forward, my first thought wasn't 'how brave', it was 'where the fuck did he learn self defence?'

And then it struck me...

He raving?

 

[Gassin's finest]

Maybe they were enroute to the restaurant and the wives were already there?

I can’t imagine two footballers would set up a fake car jacking. I mean, I know footballers aren’t meant to be the sharpest tools in the box but them doing that sounds remarkably dim.

You'd think that, but then you recall this pearler and remember that they are even more dim than that...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1540005/30000-a-week-player-tried-to-steal-loo-seat.html

 

[spursfan77]

You'd think that, but then you recall this pearler and remember that they are even more dim than that...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1540005/30000-a-week-player-tried-to-steal-loo-seat.html

it was a bog standard level of prank back in the day.... Seems they live quieter lives nowadays, probably due to camera phones

 

[McFlash]

Can't most of this chat go in the Arsenal thread?

 

[spurslenny]

Can't most of this chat go in the Arsenal thread?

Or at the very least, the Giovanni LoCelso thread

 

[yido_number1]

TBF to Ozil, five minutes after he drove off his eyes were still there, looking out for his mate, watching his back.

Five minutes or five miles

 

[HailKingLevy]

It was probably arsenal fans, trying to scare him into handing in a transfer request.

 

[jamesc0le]

It was probably arsenal fans, trying to scare him into handing in a transfer request.

mate, if arse fam tv don't scare him, nothing will!

 

[bceej]

United fans have a whole thread on whether we're the dirtiest team in the league or not:

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/are-spurs-the-dirtiest-club-in-the-league.434606/

Just gonna leave this here to get the thread back on track...

 

[Mattspur]

Just gonna leave this here to get the thread back on track...

They’re so scared of us now. Love it.

 

[worcestersauce]

Actually took a little time out to read that for once and couldn't help thinking this is supposed to be the what our opponents fans are saying, seems like most of them were Spurs fans.

 

[wrd]

Actually took a little time out to read that for once and couldn't help thinking this is supposed to be the what our opponents fans are saying, seems like most of them were Spurs fans.

Need a new thread called "how our own fans are embarrassing us on other forums"

 

[Gb160]

Need a new thread called "how our own fans are embarrassing us on other forums"

 

[Timberwolf]

Need a new thread called "how our own fans are embarrassing us on other forums"

Aka The GlastonSpur Chronicles.

 

[wrd]

Aka The GlastonSpur Chronicles.

If we opened a museum dedicated to Spurs fans on other forums he'd be our David and have his own wing.

 

[Timberwolf]

If we opened a museum dedicated to Spurs fans on other forums he'd be our David and have his own wing.

Complete with acorn penis.

 

[jamesc0le]

don't admit to them you don't rate dele keep that shit in-house you disloyal fuckstains!