What our opponents' fans are saying about us 18/19

[RickyVilla]

I just got a mental image of you in skinny jeans - it ain't pretty!

 

[Grey Fox]

What about the Silver Ultras?

 

[aussiespursguy]

What about the Silver Ultras?

If i was over there can i join? Only issue is I'm more Salt and Pepper!

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

Typical Tottenham
Moan about our fans not singing enough
Also moan that Palace fans sang the same thing too much.

Bit like that middle aged bloke you all know that's single because none of the birds that look his way are good enough for him.

 

[stov]

Only young yids should be in the new south stand. 18 - 30ish. The Park Lane wall.

They can't afford it.
I'm 38 and sang all night. So there.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Only young yids should be in the new south stand. 18 - 30ish. The Park Lane wall.

Expand.

 

[Lighty64]

Only young yids should be in the new south stand. 18 - 30ish. The Park Lane wall.

I'll be 55 the day we play Wet Spam, I've a ticket for the City game that's pretty close to the lower part of the wall, and I expect to have no voice by the time I come out the stadium, even if I don't know all the bloody words

 

[ralvy]

Typical Tottenham
Moan about our fans not singing enough
Also moan that Palace fans sang the same thing too much.

Bit like that middle aged bloke you all know that's single because none of the birds that look his way are good enough for him.

OMG, that's me! Only that I'm still not middle aged and no cute birds really look my way.

 

[slartibartfast]

Only young yids should be in the new south stand. 18 - 30ish. The Park Lane wall.

Twat. Definitely the most stupid post of all time. Well done.

 

[Mr.D]

I'm 51 and I've got skinny jeans. Not by design though. They're the same ones I've had for years but my waistline has expanded.

 

[L-man]

Only young yids should be in the new south stand. 18 - 30ish. The Park Lane wall.

4 more years left at the top

It's been a hell of a ride, boys

 

[Japhet]

I'm 51 and I've got skinny jeans. Not by design though. They're the same ones I've had for years but my waistline has expanded.

I'm older than that and I still have skinny jeans. They're in the back of my wardrobe under 2 inches of dust.

 

[teok]

I used to make fun of my dad for having skinny jeans when I had my massive ones in the 90's. Is he cooler than me than me now?

 

[Monkey boy]

I used to make fun of my dad for having skinny jeans when I had my massive ones in the 90's. Is he cooler than me than me now?

He’s always been cooler than you

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

What about the Silver Ultras?

That’s right- we’ll kick the shit out of you with our menacing talk of zero finance Vauxhall car purchases and enlarged prostrates

 

[cider spurs]

What about the Silver Ultras?

That’s right- we’ll kick the shit out of you with our menacing talk of zero finance Vauxhall car purchases and enlarged prostrates

...and the free Winter fuel payment pays for the match ticket.

 

[Ionman34]

Jeff Schlupp is the answer?

The only thing 'Jeff Schlupp' is the answer to is the question ''Which Premier League footballer has a name like the sound of someone slamming their dick into a trifle, then withdrawing it slowly?'

Allegedly.

Brilliant...

I've just asked the missus to make me a trifle...

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Brilliant...

I've just asked the missus to make me a trifle...

 

[longtimespur]

...and the free Winter fuel payment pays for the match ticket.

Trouble is it might cover the ticket but doesn't cover match day outlay for me. My missus would go bananas if I spent it on one ticket for the Lane. Unless I bought it for her or bought two for us both. We both want to go to a game but ………………………………….

 

[greaves]

That’s right- we’ll kick the shit out of you with our menacing talk of zero finance Vauxhall car purchases and enlarged prostrates

Falling to the floor, bigly.