The Daily Jurgen Klinsmann Discussion Thread - 7th June 2012

[Snuzzy]

Same article has us interested in

Branimir Aleksic, Serbian goalkeeper.​

However in the match we apparently scouted him in he fumbled the ball leading to Sweden's goal.​

 

[hybridsoldier]

I fixed it above. And sorry if anybody actually thought that the narrative was true. Spurger is a top bloke and Roger Morgan is from what I understand a diamond gent and would never treat a chimpanzee poorly. Plus he is deathly allergic to red colobos monkey brain.

HappySpur your the most dangerous man on this site. Quite a few times now I've seen you make some joke posts and they totally go over people's head and take it seriously! Admittedly sometimes even I struggle lol

Hope they lock you up around April 1st!

 

[JJetset]

Apparently Higuain has rejected us...

Edit: Marvel beats me to it... knob

Apparently being the key word here......

 

[strader]

If I were a gambling man i'd see his seven hungry male chimpanzees and raise him nine sexually depraved nazi dwarves who have been imprisoned in Broadmoor for 20 years with their arms tied by their sides and forced to watch horse porn for 12 hours a day and episodes of Black Beauty for the other 12, force feeding them a combination of oysters and guinness and waiting until their testicles weigh a kilo each with pent up jism before telling them how he buggered snow white whilst wearing a butchers apron and spitting image mask of Margaret Thatcher and were singing "I ho, I ho, it's off to work them silly bastard dwarves go" as he violently backscuttled her and releasing them into his office along with a bunch of flowers and a nice little thank you note explaining that if Carlsberg did tit for tat.............

But i'm not so hey-ho, he has a dislike for SC. We'll play the Gloria Gaynor card I think.

Are you people for real!!!!

 

[knowlespurs]

higuain looks like another one of the many top forwards at spanish clubs who say no, he must be on huge money at real madrid, double the top we would pay i would guess

 

[marvel]

"Gonzalo, I know you play for the biggest team in the world & can choose literally any other team to walk into, but how does £40,000 a week sound? To prove to you our ambition, we have just signed Jamaal Lascelles"

 

[hybridsoldier]

The Sun reporting in tomorrows paper that Man U have bid 30 mill for Modric and ready to pay him 125k per week.

Easy to say its bullshit but sometimes the papers do get it right.

 

[mpickard2087]

Apparently being the key word here......

So he's signed then?

 

[Mr Pink]

The Sun reporting in tomorrows paper that Man U have bid 30 mill for Modric and ready to pay him 125k per week.

Easy to say its bullshit but sometimes the papers do get it right.

Well if they're opening offer is 30 million they're prepared to go quite a bit higher. If its true they could well get him - eventually.

 

[strader]

"Gonzalo, I know you play for the biggest team in the world & can choose literally any other team to walk into, but how does £40,000 a week sound? To prove to you our ambition, we have just signedJamaal Lascelles"

I also promise to register you for the uefa cup along with VdV

 

[HappySpur]

What I like about JJ and Ryan and Rebrab (where are you mate?) is that they have a sense of jocularity to them. There is no rule that states "if you are in the know, you must not let them see you smile".

Perhaps they were going to get around to that rule, but they couldn't figure out how to spell it proficiently enough to lend it legal authority.

 

[Lo Amo Speroni]

Been out all day and night. We signed a young CB from Forest and Higuian said no. Anything else? Whats A&C on about in post 512? Chimpanzees and flowers or somitt?

 

[HappySpur]

Been out all day and night. We signed a young CB from Forest and Higuian said no. Anything else? Whats A&C on about in post 512? Chimpanzees and flowers or somitt?

Some douche bag with a chimpanzee fetish pissed A&C off.

 

[Lo Amo Speroni]

What I like about JJ and Ryan and Rebrab (where are you mate?) is that they have a sense of jocularity to them. There is no rule that states "if you are in the know, you must not let them see you smile".

Perhaps they were going to get around to that rule, but they couldn't figure out how to spell it proficiently enough to lend it legal authority.

Have you spelt that right?

 

[Lo Amo Speroni]

Some douche bag with a chimpanzee fetish pissed A&C off.

God he can be a moody fucker at times. I pity his wife

 

[faze_coys]

Apparently being the key word here......

hmm i dont know how i should be taking this....

??

 

[Spurger King]

hmm i dont know how i should be taking this....

??

I just interpreted it as JJ saying he didn't reject us but that a deal didn't happen for other reasons - probably money.

 

[Spurvert]

I'd take JJ's 'apparently' as we never made contact about him...

 

[Spurvert]

Don't believe the Utd story personally. Not what I was told by a Utd lad.

 

[JUSTINSIGNAL]

I think it is clear Man Utd want Modric but what is not clear is whether they can afford him.

The fact we rejected a 40m bid from Chelsea last season puts us in a good position.