- Feb 1, 2005
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This morning I was torn between writing this round-up and bashing one out but I figured I cld di bof zso plse exkusye the tiypn..........
*Clears throat and starts singing, to the tune of Thank You for the Music, by ABBA.
I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a known rumour whore
If I post a rumour, you've probably heard it before
But i'm not eyeteekay, and that's not a bad thing
'cause everyone listens when they start to post
We're so pleased we're allowed
All we want is to post it out loud
So I say
Thank you for the rumours, the stuff we're posting
Thanks for all the info their boasting
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a rumour or a cryptic what are we?
So I say thank you for the cryptics
For giving them to me
SC says there were ITK's around before I could walk
It says they began with cryptics before they could talk
And I've often wondered, how did it all start?
Who found out that nothing can capture a heart
Like a cryptic clue can?
Well, whoever it was, I'm a fan
So I say
Thank you for the rumours, the stuff we're posting
Thanks for all the info their boasting
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a rumour or a cryptic what are we?
So I say thank you for the cryptics
For giving them to me
We've been so lucky, we get our info posted early
Some of the names mentioned, it makes your toes go all curly
When we get a cryptic, well that's just the start
Who'd have thought Blue and Yellow could capture our hearts
We await more such text
And we wonder just who the fucks next
So I say
Thank you for the rumours, the stuff we're posting
Thanks for all the info their boasting
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a rumour or a cryptic what are we?
So I say thank you for the cryptics
For giving them to me
THE END
Laters masturbators.
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