Song for Jenas

[Locotoro]

As I've seen a lot of threads recently mentioning that we dont have a song for Jermaine Jenas I think its time we put our collective together to actively find one for one of our most promising players rather than just talk about the need for one.

I have two suggestions!!

Da da da da da Jermaine Jenas (Cant remember the name of the tune which kind of defeats the purpose)

or since defoe has gone (albeit on loan)

Jenaaaaas
There's only one Jermaine
Who plays at White Hart Lane
He's born to entertain
Jenaaaaas

(to the sound of Blue moon)

apologies if this is a repeat

 

[jimbo]

JJ, Super JJ,
He's the greatest guy in history
He plays for, Tottenham Hotspur
And he's gonna score a goal or three

cue a JENAS! in the Wilma stylee

This might put him off, and it's not as good as Stoof's Petrov song, but it might work? :shrug:

 

[spurs4europe]

Jenaaaaas
There's only one Jermaine
Who plays at White Hart Lane
He's born to entertain
Jenaaaaas

(to the sound of Blue moon)

i like it :up:

 

[bomberH]

I genuinely think the best one to catch on would be simply 'Jermaine Jenas, Jermaine Jenas' to the tune of the old Defoe is a yiddo song (RIP).

It's short, sweet and catchy and easy for pissed fuckers to remember.

 

[guiltyparty]

Jay Jay… Ja-Ja-Jay Jay… Ja-Ja Jay Jay… Ja-Ja-Jermaine Jenas

(to the tune of No Limits by 2Unlimited)

No probs singing that when pissed (could actually dribble it, if needs be)

 

[yiddotilidie]

I must have posted this 20 times......

The old Davids song....

Super, Super J
Super, Super J,
Super, Super J
Super Jermain Jenas

 

[Parklane33]

I think it would probably be

Jay Jay Super Jay
Super Jermaine Jenas.

 

[bomberH]

Jeeenas, wooooohh
Jeeenas, wooooohh
He runs for 90 mins
loves ballbags on his chin

Nothing wrong with that by the way and anyone who says otherwise is homophobically racist.


Jenas
The most effectual Jenas
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him JJ
He ain't likely to be nicked for affray.

Jenas
The indisputable leader in midfield
He's the boss for Ramos, and he's rather quite posh
He's the most tip top
Jeeeenas.

 

[Stoof]

Oh Jermaine Jenas
He Came From The Magpies
Who Suck Penis
What A Gen

I don't know how it didn't catch on ...

 

[thfcsuperyid]

ive one for berba

"berbatov's a yiiiidddd
he makes everyone look shiiiitttt
he's got the skills to scooorrre all the goals
all the goals, all the goals."

clap as you sing.

 

[C0YS]

ive one for berba

"berbatov's a yiiiidddd
he makes everyone look shiiiitttt
he's got the skills to scooorrre all the goals
all the goals, all the goals."

clap as you sing.

TBH I prefer the one we already have!

 

[paul_1979yid]

ive one for berba

"berbatov's a yiiiidddd
he makes everyone look shiiiitttt
he's got the skills to scooorrre all the goals
all the goals, all the goals."

clap as you sing.

what the fuck?!?!

 

[MattyP]

I've posted it before, lets try again

JJ is a yiddo
He wears the number eight
He scored against the Ar5ena1
And now he's fucking great

 

[General Levy]

To the tune of 'karma chameleon'

Dimi, Dimi, Dimi,
Dimitar Ber-ba-tov
He scores us goals
He scores us goal-llllllss

Winning is easy,
With Dimitar in our teammmmmmmmm,
He's a goal machine,
He's a goal machinnneeeeee!"

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[Stoof]

To the tune of 'karma chameleon'

Dimi, Dimi, Dimi,
Dimitar Ber-ba-tov
He scores us goals
He scores us goal-llllllss

Winning is easy,
With Dimitar in our teammmmmmmmm,
He's a goal machine,
He's a goal machinnneeeeee!"

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I like your idea, Stoof. I mean General Levy. :wink:

 

[General Levy]

I wanted this song when he first came here. Unfortunately it never caught on. I am not the originator of the song, it is a very good one.

 

[milkman]

Jenas! theres only one Jenas, theres only one Jenas..
[repeat]

 

[Chatterbox1169]

To the tune of "Kea-no, there's only one Kea-no..."

"JJ (or Je-nas)
you haven't got a song,
you haven't got a song,
you haven't got a song"

 

[tommo84]

To the tune of "Kea-no, there's only one Kea-no..."

"JJ (or Je-nas)
you haven't got a song,
you haven't got a song,
you haven't got a song"

I like it. Adoring, but self-mocking also.

I like it a lot.

 

[frodo]

I love Gilberto,
He's solid at the back,
I love Gilberto,
Dangerous in attack,
I love Gilberto,
Trust in him when he plays.