I was thinking along similar lines this morning, and ripping off the old Q.P.R. song for Gallen...
Jermaine Jenas is magic, he wears a magic hat
He plays for Tottenham Hotspur, he's such a lovely chap
He scores goals with his left foot, he scores goals with his right
And when we play the Ar5ena1, he scores all fucking night
Surely it should be :
(old Defoe song)
"Jermaine Jenas he is a Yido, Jermaine Jenas he is a Yido"
"He's here, he's there he's fucking everywhere Jermaine Jenas
Get back to work - I'll need you to send more money soon!
I'm always watching!