Song for Jenas

[paul_1979yid]

I love Gilberto,
He's solid at the back,
I love Gilberto,
Dangerous in attack,
I love Gilberto,
Trust in him when he plays.

If he ever plays

 

[BoringOldFan]

Jenas
The most effectual Jenas
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him JJ
He ain't likely to be nicked for affray.

Jenas
The indisputable leader in midfield
He's the boss for Ramos, and he's rather quite posh
He's the most tip top
Jeeeenas.

bomber that is brilliant! Guess the youngsters here don't recognise the Top Cat theme when they see it. I think we need a better line than the 'affray' one but top marks for avoiding the obvious -ay ending rhyme :up:.

How about something like "Plays the game the Tottenham way"?

Reminds me of the joint effort I wrote with idlepete for Lennon:

They call him Lennon! Lennon!
Faster than lightning
No one you see
Is faster than he
And we know Lennon! Lennon!
Lives in a world full of wonder
Playing out on the
Out on the wing!

 

[bubble07]

I must have posted this 20 times......

The old Davids song....

Super, Super J
Super, Super J,
Super, Super J
Super Jermain Jenas

yep this is the one :clap:

However these ideas are pointless as they will never get sung. I still cant believe we dont sing the national athem but replace queen with our king. That would sound so good at wembley

 

[BoringOldFan]

Jolyon has posted this on FTL:

Dimitar Berbatov,
He's got a Kalashnikov,
He'll shoot your bollocks off,
Dimitar Berbatov.

:rofl: Gets my vote!

 

[Marty]

bubble, you should start a campaign for all Spurs fans going to Wembley to sing God Save the King if Ledders plays. That is brilliant.

 

[coldasice199]

To the tune of "Kea-no, there's only one Kea-no..."

"JJ (or Je-nas)
you haven't got a song,
you haven't got a song,
you haven't got a song"

Brilliant!Its got my vote

 

[Yid-ol]

Jenas
The most effectual Jenas
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him JJ
He ain't likely to be nicked for affray.

Jenas
The indisputable leader in midfield
He's the boss for Ramos, and he's rather quite posh
He's the most tip top
Jeeeenas.

:clap: love this one, got to be the best one said so far

 

[CaptainCat]

Oh Jermaine Jenas
He Came From The Magpies
Who Suck Penis
What A Gen

I don't know how it didn't catch on ...

Ahhh... I remember that, a minimike classic! He must have pressed submit halfway through writing 'genius'. :rofl:

 

[Stoof]

To the tune of "Kea-no, there's only one Kea-no..."

"JJ (or Je-nas)
you haven't got a song,
you haven't got a song,
you haven't got a song"

Deliciously ironic. :clap:

 

[stemark44]

Jenas
The most effectual Jenas
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him JJ
He ain't likely to be nicked for affray.

Jenas
The indisputable leader in midfield
He's the boss for Ramos, and he's rather quite posh
He's the most tip top
Jeeeenas.

Bomber that is absolutely brilliant,in fact you should release it as a single!
Pure class!:clap:

 

[Locotoro]

Ahhh... I remember that, a minimike classic! He must have pressed submit halfway through writing 'genius'. :rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[SEANSPURS1975]

Surely it should be :
(old Defoe song)

"Jermaine Jenas he is a Yido, Jermaine Jenas he is a Yido"

 

[Bonjour]

Jermaine Jenaas, Jermaine Jenaaaaaass
Your dad washes elepha...

Oh, wait a sec.. :-|

 

[coldasice199]

Jermaine Jenaas, Jermaine Jenaaaaaass
Your dad washes elepha...

Oh, wait a sec.. :-|

hahaha. Its painful to laugh that much this early.

 

[jimbo]

I've posted it before, lets try again

JJ is a yiddo
He wears the number eight
He scored against the Ar5ena1
And now he's fucking great

I was thinking along similar lines this morning, and ripping off the old Q.P.R. song for Gallen...

Jermaine Jenas is magic, he wears a magic hat
He plays for Tottenham Hotspur, he's such a lovely chap
He scores goals with his left foot, he scores goals with his right
And when we play the Ar5ena1, he scores all fucking night

 

[Bonjour]

Jermaine Jenaas, Jermaine Jenaaaaaass
He's got a name
That rhymes with 'penis'.

:shrug:

 

[wojch]

Jay Jay… Ja-Ja-Jay Jay… Ja-Ja Jay Jay… Ja-Ja-Jermaine Jenas

(to the tune of No Limits by 2Unlimited)

No probs singing that when pissed (could actually dribble it, if needs be)

yeah, i like this one!

 

[900triumph]

yeah, i like this one!

Get back to work - I'll need you to send more money soon!
I'm always watching!

 

[idlepete]

Reminds me of the joint effort I wrote with idlepete for Lennon:

They call him Lennon! Lennon!
Faster than lightning
No one you see
Is faster than he
And we know Lennon! Lennon!
Lives in a world full of wonder
Playing out on the
Out on the wing!

Proof positive that the very best songs rarely catch on.

 

[yiddodiddodo]

Been trying to think of one for Ramos
Dont know if anyone thought or used tell me why i dont like monday's. Been trying to change the words
Tell Me why we All love Juande
tell me why we all love Juande
I'll tell you why we gonna win at Wembley
ITS COS WE ALL LOVE JUANDE

think it has potential maybe someone better with words could actually make this work