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Jan 28, 2011
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For those who are interested in the evolving situation, there's always this thread on the Derby County forum

https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/33468-lawrence-and-bennett-charged-with-drink-driving/#comments


It appears that one or two other players were also a tad under the influence that night, with my favourite exchange concerning Scott Malone, the Derby County left-back.

'I see Malone was seemingly comatose and getting slapped by Tom Lawrence.'

Which earned the replies

'First time I’ve seen Lawrence beat a full back.'

and

'Unfortunately it's not the first time I've seen Scott Malone taking a nap while he lets a winger have time and space to do whatever they want.'

:D
 

michaelden

Knight of the Fat Fanny
Aug 13, 2004
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Absolutely beyond stupidity. Drink driving alone is bad enough, but to drink drive into your mate who is also drink driving takes a special level of moron.

I just don't understand why these millionaires ever drink and drive. Even if it was a 100 quid cab fare that's no skin of their nose at all. I mean fucking hell for the amount these guys earn they could hire a private chauffeur to just drive them around all night and wait outside the bar for them. There's never an excuse for drink driving and that's even more true for these lot.

They might have been jousting or playing chicken, both would've been just as stupid.
 

Gassin's finest

C'est diabolique
May 12, 2010
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SSN reporting him as out for 15 months.

He'll be bloody lucky walking again with that. Looks like something hanging up in the butcher wagon.
 

Yiddo100

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For those who are interested in the evolving situation, there's always this thread on the Derby County forum

https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/33468-lawrence-and-bennett-charged-with-drink-driving/#comments


It appears that one or two other players were also a tad under the influence that night, with my favourite exchange concerning Scott Malone, the Derby County left-back.

'I see Malone was seemingly comatose and getting slapped by Tom Lawrence.'

Which earned the replies

'First time I’ve seen Lawrence beat a full back.'

and

'Unfortunately it's not the first time I've seen Scott Malone taking a nap while he lets a winger have time and space to do whatever they want.'

:D
That’s the first fans forum I’ve been on that actually has a semi decent layout
Edit - other than this one I mean
 
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UncleBuck

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Aug 20, 2003
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I posted them in good faith, I assume they're genuine.
I thought they were as that’s what I got, reading through some of their messages they don’t think they are though. Must admit I wouldn’t have expected to see Keogh in Sondico undershorts!
Makes good reading, especially Chris Martin being banned from 68 pubs!
 

WalkerboyUK

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Jun 8, 2009
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I never understand comments like this
Why?

Everything he did, he did willingly. He wasn't kidnapped by team-mates.
He deliberately carried on drinking after the meal.
He deliberately got in a car that he knew was being driven by a drunk team-mate.

He's in a very privileged position as a footballer. He's abused that position.
 

Insomnia

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Jan 18, 2006
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Why?

Everything he did, he did willingly. He wasn't kidnapped by team-mates.
He deliberately carried on drinking after the meal.
He deliberately got in a car that he knew was being driven by a drunk team-mate.

He's in a very privileged position as a footballer. He's abused that position.
He's human Walkerboy, everyone makes mistakes, especially when pissed up. I'm just not into the "it serves him right" holier than thou bit tbh, each to there own and all that & please don't take it personally as I like you as a poster on our forum here, it's just, like I said, I don't get those sort of posts as we're all human & all fuck up along the way
 

DJS

A hoonter must hoont
Dec 9, 2006
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Seems harsh on Keogh that his career could well be over and he weren’t even the driver.

Given his age I already thought very iffy to be getting a season ending injury as result of a car crash and them pics (presuming it’s Keogh’s as skimmed through pics as at work and using phone to view) are pretty grim and look VERY serious (fucking loved @Houdini’s it’s a scratch comment though ???).

But then looking at post Keogh supposed to have acted like a **** anyways so I don’t feel THAT sorry for him and his hair style makes him look like one too so wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a bit of a prick ??

Maybe with any luck the hospital shaved that off his head whilst he was out being treated.
 
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