- May 18, 2006
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What a bunch of hello kitties you are. Swooning over a cringeworthy bro choreography that should be reserved for a grammar school locker room.
What next? Duck dance? V-sign girly selfies by the touchline? Badge kissing, ffs?!
If you want to be original then score extraordinary goals and celebrate like a man: Resoluely lift your collar (Cantona), do the Jesus (Berbatov), do the Philosopher (Thuram), or do the old-fashioned fist pump. Single high-five should suffice in most cases.
Only the staged Chelsea celebrations with AVB were more embarrassing.
Pansies.
What next? Duck dance? V-sign girly selfies by the touchline? Badge kissing, ffs?!
If you want to be original then score extraordinary goals and celebrate like a man: Resoluely lift your collar (Cantona), do the Jesus (Berbatov), do the Philosopher (Thuram), or do the old-fashioned fist pump. Single high-five should suffice in most cases.
Only the staged Chelsea celebrations with AVB were more embarrassing.
Pansies.