Exactly, I'm pretty sure he's gay.
perhaps because you are :lol:
That's not even remotely close to the point. The thread isn't about what we mere mortals would put our cocks into.
This is Dimitar Berbatov we're talking about. The devil with the face of an angel. He should have a queue of fresh virgins, all of them 10s, waiting for the call to his boudoir. In fact, I'm shocked the club haven't arranged for this to happen as part of a new, improved 12 year contract. Levy has really missed a trick on this one.
:rofl: Funniest comeback ever.
I don't mean it negatively, just the word on the street - even Berbati isn't denying it, just implying that it's my sexiness that turned Berbatov gay.
Nooooooo! I'm Berba's missus!
You know someone who's up to standard?
Body off Baywatch - Face off Crimewatch.
Back of bitch.
We'll see...
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Quality quote mate. Quality ...
:lol: you can have him hun, I've got my man with me
(and you thought your husband was away watching Liverpool)