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Berba's missus. (Worth a look!)

spurnut

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lol at the fat bloke with high standards he aint never gonna pull, (well maybe not):wink:
 

dynamoSpurs

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that is a man, no doubt in my mind. jesus man, this guy can have almost any female he wants and he chose a male.
 

Gilzeanking

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Lets just see if I've got this right .

Its Sat night out , you haven't pulled , you're making your sorry way home , waiting at the bus stop .

A Porsche pulls up and Berb's gf leans out and says 'Hey goodlookin' d'ya wanna come back to my hotel and party I'm lonely tonight '

So , 95% of the posters on here would shout back..

'No chance ,I've got a mug of cocoa and MOTD highlights waiting for me at home '

Yeah right
 

The Apprentice

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Mar 10, 2005
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HaHa, we have some right little billy big bollocks here don't we.

She's pretty fit let's not beat around her bush. I highly doubt any of you would pass up the opportunity to smash the granny out of it.
 

idlepete

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HaHa, we have some right little billy big bollocks here don't we.

She's pretty fit let's not beat around her bush. I highly doubt any of you would pass up the opportunity to smash the granny out of it.

That's not even remotely close to the point. The thread isn't about what we mere mortals would put our cocks into.

This is Dimitar Berbatov we're talking about. The devil with the face of an angel. He should have a queue of fresh virgins, all of them 10s, waiting for the call to his boudoir. In fact, I'm shocked the club haven't arranged for this to happen as part of a new, improved 12 year contract. Levy has really missed a trick on this one.
 

TheChosenOne

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I thought he was gay !

( Disclaimer: Not that there is anything wrong with that !)
 

The Apprentice

Charles Big Potatoes
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That's not even remotely close to the point. The thread isn't about what we mere mortals would put our cocks into.

This is Dimitar Berbatov we're talking about. The devil with the face of an angel. He should have a queue of fresh virgins, all of them 10, waiting for the call to his boudoir. In fact, I'm shocked the club haven't arranged for this to happen as part of a new, improved 12 year contract. Levy has really missed a trick on this one.

Now, now Pete calm yourself. Don't let personal preference cloud your judgement.

I can imagine Berba marrying some right trollop from Essex. Don't know why.
 

Berbati

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Aug 20, 2006
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Fellas, the story is fabricated, so it's pointless to argue as to whether that girl is pretty enough for him. :lol:
 
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