HaHa, we have some right little billy big bollocks here don't we.
She's pretty fit let's not beat around her bush. I highly doubt any of you would pass up the opportunity to smash the granny out of it.
That's not even remotely close to the point. The thread isn't about what we mere mortals would put our cocks into.
This is Dimitar Berbatov we're talking about. The devil with the face of an angel. He should have a queue of fresh virgins, all of them 10, waiting for the call to his boudoir. In fact, I'm shocked the club haven't arranged for this to happen as part of a new, improved 12 year contract. Levy has really missed a trick on this one.