Arsenal

[Thenewcat]

It's a ridiculous story right now.

Two teams that are running the FFP gauntlet + two sets of fans desperate for signings this window + Journalists with nothing to write about said clubs during what should be one of their most frenzied time of the year = A story about how those teams are both going to try to get one of the hottest properties in world football, but, you know, not right now eh.

Agreed but also worth noting I think he’s got pretty high bust potential. Any player coming to the PL has risk but his injury history is a pretty major red flag. Only played 30 league games once. Some of his absences can be chalked to bad luck (broken cheekbone, covid) but there are some other significant injuries in there, including 2 lengthy hamstring absences in the last 2 seasons. With Chelsea’s striker record he could easily be the latest in a long line of hilarious busts for them

Victor Osimhen - Injury history

This is the injury history of Victor Osimhen from SSC Neapel. On this page injuries as well as suspensions.

www.transfermarkt.co.uk

 

[Frozen_Waffles]

Arsenal can't buy Oshimen, they can't even buy Raya until the summer for 30m and even then they might need to sell first.

Oshimen would be 100m plus, so they'd have to sell quite a few players to even have a chance at this.

Chelsea signing him would be even more ridiculous.

With Newcastle, Chelsea and Arsenal (ffp) Liverpool (stingy owners), United (God knows) it might be that apart from City, we are the financial powerhouse of the Premier league

Not that we'd be silly enough to buy Oshimen (not doubting his ability, just his value)

 

[spurs9]

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

Oh Legohead and Arsenal THANK YOU for being our rivals you cringeworthy wet lettuce of a Manager and Club.

 

[KILLA_SIN]

You just know arteta has a limp handshake

 

[mark87]

You just know arteta has a limp handshake

And wears his wife's underwear

 

[KILLA_SIN]

And wears his wife's underwear

He probably just sniffs them. The knicker sniffing twat

 

[rossdapep]

Ange wouldnt be seen dead in that place.

In fact, I reckon an Ange barbie is 100× more banging and interesting than that absolute fraud.

 

[KILLA_SIN]

Ange wouldnt be seen dead in that place.

In fact, I reckon an Ange barbie is 100× more banging and interesting than that absolute fraud.

The comments are quite funny one was that hes blown the Toney money on that night out

 

[robotsonic]

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

And wears his wife's underwear

 

[EQP]

Desgracia

 

[barry]

 

[olliec]

“We are literally an orphanage for Chelsea’s bums” that killed me!

 

[spurs9]

Ange wouldnt be seen dead in that place.

In fact, I reckon an Ange barbie is 100× more banging and interesting than that absolute fraud.

I can't even imagine being at a restaurant and the Chef coming to the table and trying to feed me steak. How has that become a thing?

 

[Cornpattbuck]

 

[Tucker]

That’s nauseating. From the way he slices the meat, to the way he feeds it to him. No doubt all for a ridiculous price too. Salt Bae should be one of the first against the wall come the revolution.

 

[TimNiceButDim]

 

[McFlash]

I can't even imagine being at a restaurant and the Chef coming to the table and trying to feed me steak. How has that become a thing?

Yeah, unless he's saying "here comes the train" and making choo choo noises, I'm snatching that fork from him and feeding myself like a grown up thank you, you fucking weirdo perv!

 

[dirtyh]

They’re so fucking weird. Fan base full of freaks and nonces.