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bomberH

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Fair play to them, they’ve both made their millions from being humongously cringeworthy ****s.

The way Arteta was holding Bae’s hand and the way Bae does that sprinkling thing, I’d imagine their handshake at the beginning of the night to be the weakest, most pathetic handshake in the history of handshakes. Their band would be Limp Wristkit.
 

Flynn

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Fair play to them, they’ve both made their millions from being humongously cringeworthy ****s.

The way Arteta was holding Bae’s hand and the way Bae does that sprinkling thing, I’d imagine their handshake at the beginning of the night to be the weakest, most pathetic handshake in the history of handshakes. Their band would be Limp Wristkit.

Salt Bae needs to stick to the fan zone in the same way Arteta does his technical area.
 

nailsy

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Jul 24, 2005
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Yeah but my point is he isnt 100m worth. You dont blow a huge part of your budget on a Dm/ball Carrier who isnt going to win you games.

He isnt much better, if at all, compared to dozens of players on the continent.

They could have spent 40m or so on an effective alternativa and then spent 60m on a winger, then 80m on a CF and sacked off Raya.

It would have been smarter

Hasn't Rice scored a couple of last minute winners for them this season?
I think too much is made about price tags. You have to buy some some English players at some point and you nearly always have to overpay for them.
I'm glad that we didn't pay that much for him though.
 

Cornpattbuck

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That’s nauseating. From the way he slices the meat, to the way he feeds it to him. No doubt all for a ridiculous price too. Salt Bae should be one of the first against the wall come the revolution.

If you look at it another way, he's the Robin Hood of steakhouses. Stealing from rich idiots...
 

Gb160

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Jun 20, 2012
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That’s nauseating. From the way he slices the meat, to the way he feeds it to him. No doubt all for a ridiculous price too. Salt Bae should be one of the first against the wall come the revolution.
Followed swiftly by the turd who coined the phrase 'living his/her best life'
 

ernie78

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Jun 13, 2012
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Salt Bae (who fucking calls themselves that??) looks like a proper wrong un.

Arteta just looks so awkward and wooden in that clip and then the arm stroke. It’s just fucking odd

Honestly who watches that and thinks “that’s cool” ??
 

Bluto Blutarsky

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Honestly who watches that and thinks “that’s cool” ??
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Led's Zeppelin

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May 28, 2013
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Salt Bae (AKA ****) reminds me of one of Vic Reeves’ more worrying characters.

Whereas Arteta reminds me of the boy at school who even the weediest kids bully, because he always cries but no one ever feels sorry for him.
 

spurs mental

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Not putting this in the pundit thread because this handball cheating **** isn't a real pundit anyway.

RENT. FREE. EVERYWHERE.
 

rossdapep

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Not putting this in the pundit thread because this handball cheating **** isn't a real pundit anyway.

RENT. FREE. EVERYWHERE.

She would never have done it cause she is really professional but it would have been great if she just Said "No, thats ok. I will leave handling balls to you"
 
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