- Feb 1, 2005
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Bemused? Cheesed off? Miffed? Outraged? Seething?
Whatever you are we've got something for you this morning.
Ranging from pills to counselling, SC is here for you, like that frayed comfort blanket you've had since you were a toddler.
Here's some news to cheer you up. If that's possible.
The Official Newcastle calender has Andy Carrol on the February page, that'll cheer them up when they flip the page over this morning.
Kenny Dalglish has found the perfect replacement for Fernando Torres. The pony-tailed individual has similar style, strength and decision-making capability like the outgoing Liverpool striker. Sian Massey's medical is scheduled for Wednesday.
An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again? " says the clerk, cupping his ear. "No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."
That's it from me this time around, see you all again in the summer for more mayhem and madness. And the enevitable blank drawn in the transfer market.
Meanwhile.............If you're new to the site, drawn here by the ITK like a moth to a flame, why not stay on? You'll love it here.
Now then......
Every small donation toward the upkeep of SC is appreciated. Click on the link and part with the price of two pieces of chicken and chips......you know, like the bald twins sell at Chick King.......Actually, they are triplets, almost identical.....you really couldn't tell them apart. Apart from the one giveaway. Their sister has a Stalin Moustache!
Every bit does make a difference! Do it! NOW!