What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

[HildoSpur]

Gonna be some salty tears after that match.

 

[olliec]

This from KUMB made me laugh:

"Can't believe the crowd today. Loads leaving 6 mins before halftime and coming back 5 mins late, rendering the sound half bubbles sounding poor. One bloke near me left at half time and didn't even come back (he said he was going home!)."

 

[Marty]

This from KUMB made me laugh:

"Can't believe the crowd today. Loads leaving 6 mins before halftime and coming back 5 mins late, rendering the sound half bubbles sounding poor. One bloke near me left at half time and didn't even come back (he said he was going home!)."

TBF I had one of those next to me when we played Wycombe in the cup last year. He came 15 mins in, asked me who was playing for us, moaned loudly when the HT whistle went (which tbh he had a right to do given the way it was going) and never appeared for the second half.

Of course leaving your cup final at half time is a bit worse.

 

[bomberH]

https://mobile.twitter.com/beardedgenius/status/911660124053426179

 

[noggen]

https://mobile.twitter.com/beardedgenius/status/911660124053426179

Lol. "I have more caps for my country than you, you little piece of sh*t"

 

[Romulus]

https://mobile.twitter.com/beardedgenius/status/911660124053426179

noble doesn't really want to get into it with Sissoko.

 

[Danny1]

https://mobile.twitter.com/beardedgenius/status/911660124053426179

What exactly is Noble doing haha? He looks like he just cracked one off in his jockstrap!!

 

[tony0379]

Lol. "I have more caps for my country than you, you little piece of sh*t"

You mean “I’ve got as many England caps as you”

 

[spursfan77]

Bring me their salty tears!

 

[riggi]

I actually like noble but he is a donkey.

As a person not player.

 

[Flashspur]

I had a look at KUMB post match and most of the comments were quite measured. I expect as some of the lads returned from drowning their sorrows the conversations would have a little more anti Spurs.

 

[shelfboy68]

I actually like noble but he is a donkey.

It says a lot about them mate that he is still in their midfield 10 years later he has done well for an average player.

 

[Bobbins]

They're not really talking about us on KUMB, more their own performance, subs etc. Most of them seem to think for some reason that they matched us all day though.

Kind of like how MOTD presented the game... if you saw that highlights package last night you'd think it was an absolute smash and grab from us.

 

[KILLA_SIN]

They're not really talking about us on KUMB, more their own performance, subs etc. Most of them seem to think for some reason that they matched us all day though.

Kind of like how MOTD presented the game... if you saw that highlights package last night you'd think it was an absolute smash and grab from us.

The commentary were pretty much saying the same thing that they had matched us, they really hadn't. We were already 3nil up by the time they had first real shot on goal the goal itself . We didn't dominate them but they caused no real bother until we were down to ten men.

 

[Shadydan]

The commentary were pretty much saying the same thing that they had matched us, they really hadn't. We were already 3nil up by the time they had first real shot on goal the goal itself . We didn't dominate them but they caused no real bother until we were down to ten men.

Not to mention the amount of chances we messed up, our end product yesterday was bad Alli being the main culprit.

 

[KILLA_SIN]

Not to mention the amount of chances we messed up, our end product yesterday was bad Alli being the main culprit.

Before the sending off I was thinking we could still have got one more goal in the second half. We weren't swamping them but there was just nothing from them in open play that really made me worry they were going to get something from the game. Most of their chances came from set pieces.

 

[Nine while nine]

Harry Kane. Scores two. Hits woodwork twice. Absolute MOTM performance. Let's see what West Ham Central thought, shall we?

West Ham Central‏@WestHam_Central 9m
Been a huge critic of Ogbonna lately but I thought he handled Kane well.



Seriously?

Now there are only three possible reasons I can see for this tweet. Either

(a) he has an incredibly low opinion of his team's general ability to defend - which is fair enough

(b) drugs - drugs are bad, don't do 'em, kids.

(c) he bumped into this guy as he left the OS

I'm going with (c).

Probably the only way anyone can bear to follow West Ham to be fair.

 

[ernie78]

Before the sending off I was thinking we could still have got one more goal in the second half. We weren't swamping them but there was just nothing from them in open play that really made me worry they were going to get something from the game. Most of their chances came from set pieces.

If Dele had took his chances we woould have had 5 before the sending off

 

[rossdapep]

noble doesn't really want to get into it with Sissoko.

One of those situations where the aggressor pretends someone is holding him back from beating up his victim because he knows he'd get owned.

 

[CornerPinDreamer]

Now there are only three possible reasons I can see for this tweet. Either

I'm going with (c).

Probably the only way anyone can bear to follow West Ham to be fair.

yup, something that begins with a C for sure