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What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

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DanielCHillier

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According to this guy we have a fully fit squad. Great to see everyone back all of a sudden. And that’s just a small taster of the nonsense. Those poor innocent West Ham fans turned up at the Lane last season looking for family fun at the football and were met by a riot. People actually believe their own shit.
He doesn't seem to understand the concept of Head and Heart predictions either.
 

bomberH

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tommyt

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The cock jousting (over fuck all) must stop now.

cock jousting
A game where 4 or men strip down to their skins get their penis hard as can be, and attept to put their penis into someons anus with their hands tied behind their back while trying to protect thier asshole from being penatrated, when your asshole is penatrated you are out last man without a penatrated asshole wins!!
Tyler- So what did you guys do last night?
Adam- Well we started the night off with some elton john and rod stewart and then after that we had a big cock jousting tournament.
Tyler- Wow too bad i was sick who won?
Adam-Well me Peirre and Achillies were the last three left in the semi finals but those sly bastards talked before and decided to double team me so as i was facing Peirre Achillies snuck up behind me and jammed his big meat into my asshole thus eliminating me, than Ahillies won in the finals.
Tyler-Wow too bad i wanst there!
Bang goes my Thursday evening ritual :grumpy:
 

michaelden

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https://www.askfans.co.uk/news/west-ham-vs-tottenham-hammers-match-preview

According to this guy we have a fully fit squad. Great to see everyone back all of a sudden. And that’s just a small taster of the nonsense. Those poor innocent West Ham fans turned up at the Lane last season looking for family fun at the football and were met by a riot. People actually believe their own shit.

Well I wasn't there & I saw babies getting thrown at opposition fans! Whole babies, and foxes! It was mayhem, carnage, and that was cos the pie & mash didn't come with liquor. I didn't take my family there and after politely pointing out the questionable heritage to some, I'm not racist, Yid fan and he reacted! He walked on and laughed! So I didn't throw my youngest at him, travels the furthest but not great if you need to drop a big 'un charging, use kid 2 or 1 for that, but bam! knocks him over! I laughed, Kid cried, but then spat on the rabble rouser and came back to daddy. I couldn't believe the atmosphere, no fucking bubbles! Made me mad, I don't want an effing red carpet, but we're West Ham London United, Olympic tenants Yo! Respect!!! They could've at least hired a bubble blower! Not not taking my family there again.

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robbiedee

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https://www.askfans.co.uk/news/west-ham-vs-tottenham-hammers-match-preview

According to this guy we have a fully fit squad. Great to see everyone back all of a sudden. And that’s just a small taster of the nonsense. Those poor innocent West Ham fans turned up at the Lane last season looking for family fun at the football and were met by a riot. People actually believe their own shit.

I knew this was a load of bollocks as soon as he said he had a girlfriend...
 

mstill13

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https://www.askfans.co.uk/news/west-ham-vs-tottenham-hammers-match-preview

According to this guy we have a fully fit squad. Great to see everyone back all of a sudden. And that’s just a small taster of the nonsense. Those poor innocent West Ham fans turned up at the Lane last season looking for family fun at the football and were met by a riot. People actually believe their own shit.

Is that article actually serious?

"they definitely hate us as much as we hate them - without a doubt, they like to think we are obsessed with them which I don't think is the case."

Erm, you just wrote an article full of nonsense about how much you hate us!
 

Gb160

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https://www.askfans.co.uk/news/west-ham-vs-tottenham-hammers-match-preview

According to this guy we have a fully fit squad. Great to see everyone back all of a sudden. And that’s just a small taster of the nonsense. Those poor innocent West Ham fans turned up at the Lane last season looking for family fun at the football and were met by a riot. People actually believe their own shit.
Re Millwall:
'...that rivalry has fizzled out as The Lions became even more irrelevant to West Ham in terms of competing against us as a football club'

And that very reason is why their 'rivalry' with us has never really existed...just the 42 points between us last year.
Irrelevant little club.
 

Shadydan

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Exactly, the moment West Ham and Millwall are in the same league is the moment they stop caring about us, football fans always have to resort to some sort of trabilism though.
 

CornerPinDreamer

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Not even talking about that. I'm talking about being local.


..but to be fair, West Ham are local to every football club in the country...


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