- Feb 1, 2005
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Anyway.......I woke up this morning and my wife was out.
There was a note stuck to the fridge saying, 'I can't cope, it's clearly not working, I'm going to stay at my mums'.
I don't know what the fat bint is talking about, I just felt the milk and it's cold.
The day's ITK began with a garbled message from BEN
TRANSLATION: Told Martinez is who Levy prefers......we will seeBEN said:Topic: Martinez told is who levy prefers......we will see
Then Noodles gave us a musical cryptic. Get in there.
Noodles said:Topic: Keep your wig on
So our new manager could be Al Martino or Englebert Humperdinck. If I were Levy I'd go for Englebert myself seeing as Martino died in 2009.Noodles said:Blue Spanish eyes
Teardrops are falling from your Spanish eyes
Please, please don't cry
This is just adios and not goodbye
Soon I'll return
Bringing you all the love your heart can hold
Please say "Si, si"
Say you and your Spanish eyes will wait for me
Blue Spanish eyes
Prettiest eyes in all of Mexico
True Spanish eyes
Please smile at me once more before I go
Soon I'll return
Bringing you all the love your heart can hold
Please say "Si, si"
Say you and your Spanish eyes will wait for me
Say you and your Spanish eyes will wait for me
"Dream big because dreams come true."
The Journalist filled us in with the why's and wherefores........But today we're not interested in what happened with Harry and reasons etc so here's the relevant bit........
Let's recap.......So far it's Martinez. And Deschamps.The Journalist said:Regarding new manager; I can only state what I was told when they thought he was off to England.
Was told with authority that Levy didn’t fancy Moyes; that was made clear. No explanations but that was it.
Deschamps was the man they wanted to lead a new coaching group.
Then there was more.........
berba1981 said:Moyes not sure as he doesn't think club are in a good place at mo!
berba1981 said:Martinez looks favourite closely followed by Blanc and Deschamps !!!
Moyes doesn't think the club are in a good place? Just goes to show having eyes wider than a fisheye lens doesn't mean you can see any better........But let's recap again.......So far it's Martinez. And Deschamps. And Blanc.
Then we had this........
The first part of the update was actually posted in yestertdays round-up.Grey Fox said:After last nights news I sent this text " OK who is the incoming?" His response was " LOL they would put be in a concrete overcoat if it got out, sorry old boy, but I can tell you its pretty much sorted, he is experienced and Levy is planning for the future and longer term and he will be able to use the new training facilities LOL. Don't worry you will be happy"
Dragon1 said he'd been told to expect an announcement........
Dragon1 said:sooner rather than later they knew they were booting harry and were in touch with replacements
This aint going to drag on. Dragon. Gettit?Dragon1 said:dl wants young guy with vision who can build legacy not gona be old guy not been able to get name but i guess really leaves avb or martinez,by soon im told within days this aint gona drag on
Then, last night, Brownhead turned up..........
AVB 100%. It's worth noting that Brownhead also gave us 'Leandro done' in January.brownhead said:[AVB] Is our new manager, 100%
Verts is all done
Been told Monday for announcement but also got told a certain day for Verts, so..... But it's def AVB I been told
Also got told who the other signing that I said was to be announced was Suljemani, but that is not done yet and is the hold up with Verts. Didn't know why tho
Get money on AVB!!
Akqayid, hot on brownheads heels.........On 'Legacy'
Akqayid said:Its a word that now has been used by;
Anyway, shall we recap again? So far it's Martinez. And Deschamps. And Blanc. And AVB.Akqayid said:Me (two weeks ago)
My contacts (last 14 days)
Levy (Last 18 months)
decent ITK (last 24 hours)
Agent (6 hours ago)
Vice Chairman of a Football Club(1 hour ago)
AvB 12 months ago.
He gets another chance, a clean sheet. It's AvB.
So where do we stand this morning? None the wiser.
Yesterday I took the wife to the doctors to sort out her tourettes. Turns out she doesn't have it....... I AM a **** and she does want me to fuck off!
I was also giving fatherly advice........I said to my daughter, "Emma, don't have any children until you're at least 25." She said, "Mum had me when she was sixteen!"
I said, "Your mum's a slag."
It gets worse............
Last night I got a text from my wife that said "I just beat my highest on Angry Birds! PS you're boring in bed."
As I was giving her one.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that. I don't know what we're going to do today. Ooooh I've just had an idea! Why don't we fill the thread with chat about our why your favourite for the job isn't/is a good choice, sprinkle that with a dash of stuff about who your preferred candidate is and add two teaspoons of who you hope it isn't...........Yeah. lets do that, we haven't had any of that for the past week or two have we?
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