The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Billy Joel Edition 21st August 2013

[gilzeantheking]

I'm taking my laptop into the toilet!!

Make sure you wipe it's arse

 

[Daddy_Cool]

Or you getting gangbanged by the inbred locals hiding under the floorboards and doing the penguin walk yourself....

What a way to ruin the poor guys evening!

 

[Bennys LOL]

Baldini on the beach .. beach football scouting, great excuse, i like it

 

[SonicSarr]

We won't be the talk of the season if Bale goes because all the talking has been done and it is what everybody expects. All the talk last season was about Bales performances for us, are we a one man team, awards coming out of his pinned-back ears etc.
Bale stays.

Damn I've talked myself back onto Bet365 again. 11/2 you say?

 

[Kaboul'sForehead]

Or you getting gangbanged by the inbred locals hiding under the floorboards and doing the penguin walk yourself....

....nope, nope don't even think that will get me down brother

 

[R_1001001]

This summer has been simply amazing. Graduated with a 1:1 at Uni, this spurs transfer window, and met an amazing girl.

Tonight is yet to get better, because hopefully not only will we announce Willian, but I'm also helping the aforementioned girl close up the quiet country pub she works in. This will inevitably lead to sex on the bar and her pouring me the freshest pint possible afterwards as she penguin walks to the toilets.

Aaah the redhead manageress you mean ...

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

11/2 for Bale to stay, temptation is strong.

 

[MightySpurs]

Pics shouldnt be a problem, she lives a few 100 fields away from me, I will get the old 100-400mm lens on and go for a hike, full on army gear on with face paint camp out for a few hours. I WILL bring home the goods .

Just keep away from the bush to the right of her doorstep - (unless you want to see me jerking off there )

 

[WestBelfast Spurs]

This summer has been simply amazing. Graduated with a 1:1 at Uni, this spurs transfer window, and met an amazing girl.

Tonight is yet to get better, because hopefully not only will we announce Willian, but I'm also helping the aforementioned girl close up the quiet country pub she works in. This will inevitably lead to sex on the bar and her pouring me the freshest pint possible afterwards as she penguin walks to the toilets.

TBH if she gets up and walks you didn't do it right

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Or you getting gangbanged by the inbred locals hiding under the floorboards and doing the penguin walk yourself....

*Ears prick up and turns into the wind, sniffing

 

[Greenspur]

ME. Checked my account this morning the £500 bet is still going. Said bet pending but I'm almost positive its paddy power fucking up and rubbing my nose in it.

Was the bet 'next permanent club'? If so, it probably still stands.

 

[cjsimba]

11/2 for Bale to stay, temptation is strong.

Went for that. Then found 10/1 at Betway. Went for that too haha.

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

Went for that. Then found 10/1 at Betway. Went for that too haha.

I've already got a fair bit on it and I don't want to feel even more sick if he does go. Tough decision.

 

[BPR_U16]

A wise old man might say after recent events -

'Never in the course of Spurs transfer history,
have they bought so many
whilst selling a few'

or alternatively

“You ask, What is our policy? I will say; ‘It is to back AVB and buy players to fit our system. We will wage terror on the football field , with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us. That is our policy.
’ You ask, What is our aim? I can answer with one word: Victory"

 

[Daddy_Cool]

11/2 for Bale to stay, temptation is strong.

I did it! Only a tenner, but still if it comes off, its more than i started with

 

[RolphySpurs]

I'm finding myself hiding in the toilet at work so I can catch up with everything.
People are going to start talking about me if they don't already lol

Also I think it's all the ITK getting to me but is A&C getting sexy or is it just me?????

 

[Greenspur]

Just put £25 in server bucket. Another £25 if Bale stays the season.

I put in 25 last week, and I'll match yours if Bale stays.

 

[Kaboul'sForehead]

*Ears prick up and turns into the wind, sniffing

My ring is gunna be turned into mince meat isn't it A&C?

 

[thinktank]

My ring is gunna be turned into mince meat isn't it A&C?

No not immediately. He'll play with it for a few months first...like a dog with one of those fake plastic bones.

 

[Brazilyid]

Was the bet 'next permanent club'? If so, it probably still stands.

No I'm afraid is was defo January.