The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 4th January 2013

[Spurger King]

Or it's some Twitter ITK turd signing up to fcporto forum and using google translate to plant some bollocks which we then google translate back into English to create even more bollocks.

Yep. It's part of what I like to call the circle of shit. Shit enters the circle of shit, gets shat around the internet, then ends up being shat all over the original shitter who becomes convinced their shit is legit shit, and so on.

 

[baldinyid]

This is some top quality whoring, we're relentless.

Definitely a few whores from whore island in here tonight.

Keep up the good work

 

[Mouse!]

It's all riddles and darkness...

 

[minimike]

I really don't see us signing Mouthino after securing Holtby.

 

[Brazilyid]

Sorry I'm struggling to believe that a club would let a player on the verge of leaving for 20+ million play in a derby and risk him getting injured. Players are mostly rested before big transfers.

 

[bigpalacios]

Jan 13th.

My birthday and I have asked my mrs to get me a Porto player but she wouldnt tell me which one she is going to get me.

I think it might be Moutinho, Il check her bank account and emails tomorrow to see if 22m has been transferred and if shes booked a medical. I will open a twitter account and let everyone know I have some major news regarding Spurs that I will tweet at 10.14am tomorrow, real big news regarding Spurs, REAL.

Dont shoot the messenger, dont shoot anyone but get down to asda with a 10l bucket and fill it with salt. If the security get pissed off that you are ripping bags of salt open and filling a bucket just tell them "You got this, Falcao goodnight" and fucking run.

Ive drank too much Brandy.

 

[tommyt]

Lazy thumb dumb and old ratings a few pages back - apologies.

Where is this latest Goat information by the way a&c?

 

[L-man]

There has literally been zero info on Moutinho I swear? Most of the talk has stemmed from a wind up on twitter and has developed into a massive rumour. Leading to, what seems, some knob going on a Porto forum and declaring that he is leaving. We've managed to have about 30 pages of Moutinho talk, based on nothing?

Sterling effort boys

 

[Blackcanary]

Guys, I was sat reading this thread on a broken down train this evening and cracking up: Your bi-lingual transfer information scrounging skills are epic. Kudos!

I'm very sceptical about the Moutinho coming after the Benfica match thing though. Doesn't sound plausible considering what a massive shitstorm it would be if he broke something (Unless he has specifically said, "this is a really big match, i'd like to do this one last thing for Porto"). Hmmm....

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

It's all riddles and darkness...

He who used to be all wise,
Fell from grace and had a mighty demise.
Now all he does is outrageously surmise,
Embellishing, lying - Nothing is a surprise.
Once had connections and was in the know,
A series of events means nowadays this isn't so.
Conjuring stories and spinning webs of lies,
No more receiving gratitude, only groans and sighs.
Name the villain which the preceding prose implies?

 

[mill]

He who used to be all wise,
Fell from grace and had a mighty demise.
Now all he does is outrageously surmise,
Embellishing, lying - Nothing is a surprise.
Once had connections and was in the know,
A series of events means nowadays this isn't so.
Conjuring stories and spinning webs of lies,
No more receiving gratitude, only groans and sighs.
Name the villain which the preceding prose implies?

Brilliant

 

[Babylon22]

Witches.

 

[Mouse!]

He who used to be all wise,
Fell from grace and had a mighty demise.
Now all he does is outrageously surmise,
Embellishing, lying - Nothing is a surprise.
Once had connections and was in the know,
A series of events means nowadays this isn't so.
Conjuring stories and spinning webs of lies,
No more receiving gratitude, only groans and sighs.
Name the villain which the preceding prose implies?

Aqka?

My turn.

What's in A&C's pocket?

 

[YankeeYid9]

Just checked it with the Mrs and she said that it doesn't look legit in other words not written by a Portuguese native. And the google translate is near enough right.

I concur. My wife is Brazillian and had her take a look at it. She came away with a similar take to the google translate.
But me, Maybe it means that Joao is leaving "in the night" as in tonight to avoid a big scene.

 

[ilikeost]

Aqka?

My turn.

What's in A&C's pocket?

Spare balls.

My turn.

What?

 

[MightyModric]

Aqka?

My turn.

What's in A&C's pocket?

A ring that doesn't belong on his finger?

 

[Mouse!]

For what it's worth I don't think the post on the Porto forum was a WUM attempt. The poster has 399 posts on the board. Doubt you'd go to all that effort to one day WUM some Spurs/Porto fans.

 

[Antilokhos]

Am I the only one who is underwhelmed at being linked to any English youth not from Southampton such as Ince, Zaha? They never seem to fulfil their potential and come with such inflated price tags. I would love to see an improvement in English national team but it's a vicious circle as you can find cheaper, better alternatives abroad which equals lack of invaluable game time for the promising home-grown youth.

Fixed your post for you

To be honest, he'd have to develop into another Bale or Walcott level talent to be worth the outlay we would have to make. But on that note, if we can really get another one over on Red Nose, well, I wouldn't be opposed as long as it didn't interrupt any other transfers of a more immediate nature. In all honesty I would hope our scouts could find similar players at a fraction of a price.

 

[danielneeds]

I concur. My wife is Brazillian and had her take a look at it. She came away with a similar take to the google translate.
But me, Maybe it means that Joao is leaving "in the night" as in tonight to avoid a big scene.

You lucky bastards having Brazilian wives! Lol

 

[Brazilyid]

For what it's worth I don't think the post on the Porto forum was a WUM attempt. The poster has 399 posts on the board. Doubt you'd go to all that effort to one day WUM some Spurs/Porto fans.

Maybe the Portuguese version of Ben then.