The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 3rd July 2013

[The Goat]

goat; is it true that lennon has a big wang?

The Goat hears that Lennon's cock is the reason he has so many hamstring strains. If only he dressed to the right.

 

[Mr Pink]

Goat, what you doing on Sunday night?

 

[wpd659]

No, but he's more than happy to turn into your mum.

Please! Would make sundays more entertaining.

 

[The Goat]

Goat....

Gb contract done?
Soldado
Benteke
Pranjic
Villa
McCarthy
Mcmanaman
Any others??

I bet when you sat on Santas lap you were the kid with a fuckoff great big list.

 

[Indisguise]

Yes. TheGoat is confident that there has been progress of some sort. Although quite what that would have been eludes him.

What' in the warchest please Mr Goat, i.e. how much have we got to spend this summer?

 

[The Goat]

Goat, what you doing on Sunday night?

Your mum.

 

[Graysonti]

Your mum.

Now I know it's A&C

 

[Lilbaz]

Any itk on the new stadium? Are we on schedule/naming rights?

Are we looking at upgrading benny?

 

[makeveli]

Is it true goats take it more than they give it?

Goat, what you doing on Sunday night?

 

[BunionBoy]

I bet when you sat on Santas lap you were the kid with a fuckoff great big list.

Santa touched me....

 

[The Goat]

What' in the warchest please Mr Goat, i.e. how much have we got to spend this summer?

An axe, two spears and several bows, but no 'arrers. Levy won't spring for them, he doesn't see the point.

 

[Mr Pink]

Your mum.

But she's out with Big ernie down the street on Sunday.....Ernie is that you lol

 

[Spurger King]

Do you know where I left my house keys?

 

[L-man]

Your mum.

Hi goat, big fan

Is there actually any ITK, or has A&C turned into a pissed up old fart

 

[PMS]

The goat. Are we going to sign Loic Remy?

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

The Goat is here for the next 5 minutes and will address your concerns

Goat, is there any truth whatsoever in the rumour that we are about to re-sign Gary Doherty to solve our longstanding striker issue?

 

[The Goat]

Do you know where I left my house keys?

You're still out of work. Pretty soon it won't matter.

 

[mike_l]

Goat, is spamming ok when done by the mods then?

 

[mpickard2087]

Goat: Curry or Stew?

 

[Gedson100]

Waaay over five minutes.