- Feb 1, 2005
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IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU'VE READ THE RULES. (We're assuming everyone has done so therefore 'I didn't know' as an excuse will receive a horse laugh)
Here are the important points
1: ITK abuse/personal comments directed toward ITK will result in you losing access to this part of the sit
2: Please do not give negative ratings to anyone posting ITK in the Read Only or in this thread
3: Twitter - We know who the WUM's are so please keep that stuff out of here. Otherwise, Tweets from proper, sensible sources can go in here or the player thread, use your noggin.
Now then, on to business............
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DO WAH DIDDY Credit to Manfred Mann
An ITK began posting on SC, singin' "Here's some info diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Sneijder's coming just you wait and see, singin' "Here's some info diddy diddy dum diddy do"
It sounded good (sounded good), sounded fine (sounded fine)
It sounded good, sounded fine and I nearly lost my mind
Before I knew it he was postin' next to me, singin' "Here's some info diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Talking 'bout signings just as natural as can be, singin' "Here's some info diddy diddy dum diddy do"
He carried on (carried on) posted more (posted more)
He carried on, posted more, god i'm such a rumour whore
Whoa-oh, I know that ITK is so fine
Because I like who they tell us that we're gonna sign
Now we're on SC nearly every single day, singin' "Where's my rumours diddy diddy dum diddy do"
We're so happy and that's how we're gonna stay, singin' "Love the rumours diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Well take salt (talk salt), it's fine (it's fine)
Pinch of salt, it's fine, we're signing Moutinho this time
Whoa-oh, I knew Danny boy would come through
Yes I did, and when he don't we all know what we're gonna do
We need a cryptic nearly every single day, singin' "Where's my cryptic diddy diddy dum diddy do"
We're so happy with what the eyeteekays might say, singin' "Here's my rumours diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Well I'm sunk (I'm sunk), to the nuts (to the nuts)
I'm sunk, to the nuts, believing it all no ifs or buts
There's always ITK that's really rather neat, singin' "Blue and Yellow diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Snappin' their fingers and fucking off to Tweet, singin' "Its not ego diddy diddy dum diddy do"
It sounded good (sounded good), it sounded fine (sounded fine)
It sounded good, it sounded fine 'Duty Free' he's lost his mind
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh yeah
SC for rumours diddy diddy dum diddy do, we'll sing it
If we don't sign them just what we gonna do, oh yeah, oh, oh yeah
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
That's Shallott.
Oh I almost forgot......Last night the wife walked in on me wanking over Cheryl Cole "You're disgusting, she's not all that ,you take away her lovely hair, nice tits , white smile and long legs and what have you got?"
"YOU!" I replied.
And that really is it. Apart from the ITK of course...............
