- Feb 1, 2005
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I woke up this morning wondering why is it ok for the wife to have a rampant rabbit dildo but when I stitch two chicken breasts together as an artificial fanny, I'm the sick one? :shrug:
Anyway, on with the ITK.........................
First up was mystery with a few things
A lot to digest but the spam gang managed it.Who: CorlukaModric
Where: SC
When: 18 July
We wont wait for Adebayor to dilly dally over a move to Real..If we can get the Vucinic deal sorted then Adebayor wont happen aswell as Vucinic...
Rossi is still Harry's first choice..
Vucinic or Adebayor are more likely tho as Rossi has never been keen on coming to us
I'm told we are in talks with City over a deal for Adebayor and are negotiating a fee with Roma for Vucinic.
I beleive Vucinic is the only striker we will sign but Adebayor is possible as he has made it clear he would be willing to take a pay cut to join Spurs
Now for another SC Exclusive
As if it needed proving what exclusive access my imagination has to all things Spurs related, yesterday I was granted an 20 minute interview with Harry Redknapp
We had arranged to meet at Doms Cafe in Stoke Newington. I'd been there before, a quality establishment with branches in Paris, Munich and New York. Everything on the menu (and that was about 8 things) ended either in an exact pound or 50p, none of your poncy 99p shit.
I asked Harry if he wanted Coffee. 'No thanks A&C, I don't like Coffee, i'll have a tea please'
Bing! Off went the message alert on Harry's Blackberry.......Harry read it out aloud.......
I can't believe our manager has said that in public. What if one of our players likes coffee? What will that do for his confidence in coffee? IMO Harry should be sacked. Signed, an irate SC'er.
'Blimey' I said......Harry laughed 'I get these all the time'
Bing! Off went the message alert on Harry's Blackberry again.......again Harry read it out aloud.......
What's Harry doing admitting he gets messages on his Blackberry all the time? This gives the impression he spends more time on his mobile than he does on team affairs. He should STFU, signed an irate SC'er
Again, Harry laughed.
Bing! Off went the message alert on Harry's Blackberry again.......again Harry read it out aloud.......
Why is our manager laughing? We have to sign players. I love Harry but I wish he'd think before opening his gob, signed an irate SC'er
'OK fuck this, he said 'this is rediculous' and put his blackberry back into his pocket, pulling an iPhone from his jacket pocket.
Bing Bong! Off went the message alert on his iPhone.
Is it true that Harry switched off his Blackberry? If so then he should be sacked IMO, signed an irate SC'er.
Harry rolled his eyes, put his iPhone away and pulled a Nokia out of another pocket.........
I could see this was going nowhere. Time was running out and I wanted to ask some serious questions
So I took the plunge.........'Harry.........Will we sell Modric?'
"No comment"
So I asked.....'Will we be signing a new striker?'
"No comment"
'One last question Harry, what are our prospects for the coming season?'
"No comment"
Bing! Bing Bong! Zing! The message alert tones went off on all of Harry's mobile phones. He looked at the first one and showed it to me.........
I'm so angry, Harry doesn't give a shit about keeping the fans informed, its a disgrace, the man has no business running our great club....signed an irate SC'er.
This time it was me rolling my eyes......I gave up thanked Harry and walked away, it hadn't gone quite as I thought it would.......
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