- Feb 1, 2005
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Morning ITK buffs.
A few A&C thoughts..............
Moutinho: I don't think this is going to happen. We're being told how complicated it is but if we got as close as we are led to believe in August I see no reason why it should drag on all over again and i'd have expected this to have been done by now. Chances of him signing? Slim to none and slim's just rode out of town.
A&C's Transfer-o-Meter rating: 0/10
Leandro: Again, not one I think is going to happen. And again our old friend 'complications' are cited. These complications seem to be dragging on and on ad nauseum. Chances of him signing? See Moutinho. Our old friend Slim's disappearing into the distance now.
A&C's Transfer-o-Meter rating: 0/10
Llorente: Another one we seem to have been chasing for ages. One minute it's on the next it's off, one minute he's willing to come the next he's signing for Juve...........I guess it's possible we might sign him but i'm not holding my breath
A&C's Transfer-o-Meter rating: 4/10
Zaha: Fuck knows. What i've heard says we have a chance. The papers have a hard on for him going to Old Trafford, personally I think it's between us and them, with them being favourites.
A&C's Transfer-o-Meter rating: 5/10
Sneijder: Wages would be the stumbling block I reckon, but IF we're interested (and be bloody well should be, he's literally begging to come to the EPL) and IF there's a deal to be done, this rests on the ability of Levy to be creative
A&C's Transfer-o-Meter rating: 6/10
Some striker or another from a mid-table Premier League team: Plenty of suspects. We've been in for a few of them before. So, a cheap 'filler' option from somewhere like Stoke, West Brom or something?
A&C's Transfer-o-Meter rating: 6/10
We'll sign nobody: This is the option I think most likely. SC will be full of mobs armed with pitchforks and buttplugs. Levy will be on the end of a lot of angst from some and hailed as a genius by others the instant he signs someone on a free transfer, that'll be fun.
A&C's Transfer-o-Meter rating: 8/10
There you go. I hope i'm wrong (I usually am) and that it turns out that i'm talking a load of testicles this morning
Everyone has an onion and these are my onions.
In other news, Mr Pink is one sick individual. Who in their right mind goes out for the night, takes a cab home, realises mid-journey that he has no money and ends up offering oral sex to a lesbian cab driver dressed as Stalin in place of paying the fare? There's some twisted people on this site............