Match Threads Spurs vs Man Utd - Match Thread - Day 31

[rez9000]

Win the mother fucking game Spurs you fucking bunch of ****s.

Inspiring.

 

[faymantaray]

They actually still had 11 players on, when we were leading 2-1 but that was like aeons ago.
Dinosaurs have died out since.

How do you think the second half would have gone?

 

[DCSPUR64]

Great op, I just cannot see a victory unless the morale of the changing room is up. Is that possible, José!

 

[cider spurs]

Might give this a swerve. Still on my Easter egg hunt.

 

[ardiles]

How do you think the second half would have gone?

I think we would still have won but by a smaller scoreline.

 

[RickyVilla]

Jose gonna Jose. 15-0 Spurs

 

[Gassin's finest]

I still hate Man Utd from their 90s dominance, and I always want us to stick it to them, but I genuinely think that this is Jose's D-day. Manure are on a charge, we're all over the shop, and by all accounts merely waiting the inevitable.

Not sure I can even watch.

 

[spurs mental]

Did I miss the game? See a lot of posts saying we've lost already.

The mentality is as weak as cornflakes from our fans. We haven't even kicked a ball yet. Fucking hell.

 

[RickyVilla]

Did I miss the game? See a lot of posts saying we've lost already.

The mentality is as weak as cornflakes from our fans. We haven't even kicked a ball yet. Fucking hell.

You had cornflakes for breakfast? Better take it to the breakfast thread Bruv. Is gonna get ugly in here. YIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[spurs mental]

You had cornflakes for breakfast? Better take it to the breakfast thread Bruv. Is gonna get ugly in here. YIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Fuck no. More nutrition in the cardboard box that cornflakes come I than the food itself.

 

[RickyVilla]

Fuck no. More nutrition in the cardboard box that cornflakes come I than the food itself.

Do what I'm doing then. Drink.

 

[cider spurs]

Fuck no. More nutrition in the cardboard box that cornflakes come I than the food itself.

I reckon you change from week to week dependant on what brand is offering a free toy inside the box.

 

[spurs mental]

I reckon you change from week to week dependant on what brand is offering a free toy inside the box.

They don't do toys anymore. They're not allowed as the snowflakes were moaning about it being a choking hazard.

 

[hughy]

Did I miss the game? See a lot of posts saying we've lost already.

The mentality is as weak as cornflakes from our fans. We haven't even kicked a ball yet. Fucking hell.

If it's as weak as cornflakes for the fans, how weak must the mentality be of the players? Something weaker than cornflakes, I'd suggest. Maybe uncooked spaghetti? Is that weaker than cornflakes? Someone help me out here...

 

[cider spurs]

Do what I'm doing then. Drink.

That's on the list for tomorrow. Only as a training method for my 50th on Tuesday.

 

[cider spurs]

They don't do toys anymore. They're not allowed as the snowflakes were moaning about it being a choking hazard.

Well Tony the Tiger can fuck right off in that case.

 

[TheHoddleWaddle]

Man United are simply the epitome of lady luck. They haven't looked very convincing, yet they sit happily in 2nd place and even turned over the sublime city. I genuinely don't understand how they are where they are, they look pretty average to me. But yet, the table doesn't lie.

Spurs, on the otherhand are the epitome of making things look ardous and laboured. From player recruitment through to player attitudes, manager selections and, well, the whole package.

I've not felt this pessimistic about the side for quite some time. Regardless of whose 'fault' it is. I have 0 expectations other than a lacklustre performance and a probable defeat.

100% the commentators will talk, during open play, about Harry going to United. Which will just make it even less enjoyable, and will take me back to the Fergie years and the familiar feeling of mid table mediocrity. Where it was a given that any half decent player would be linked their way.

Apart from.that. its all great.....

1-3 United.

 

[cider spurs]

If it's as weak as cornflakes for the fans, how weak must the mentality be of the players? Something weaker than cornflakes, I'd suggest. Maybe uncooked spaghetti? Is that weaker than cornflakes? Someone help me out here...

Hold on, I'll ask the missus. She usually serves up undercooked spaghetti.

Al dente my arse.

 

[RickyVilla]

That's on the list for tomorrow. Only as a training method for my 50th on Tuesday.

I wish I was there mate. Would buy you a Babycham and everything. BTW you don't look a day over 21 through these binoculars.

 

[dondo]

I will never get over how genius this was. It was the most blatant overreaction/dive possible but he surely knew VAR couldn’t overrule as there was clear arm raise and contact with the face.

Was pretty embarrassing tbh but every other side does it so why shouldn’t we?