Pochettino’s contradictions

[dondo]

Wanted to make a thread listing Pochettino’s contradictions.
It’s not something to beat him with just a bit of fun.
In the last week alone he has said GLC and Sessegnon were way off playing and he’s said one will be involved for the match tomorrow.
That we would be spending in January and now we won’t apparently ?

 

[Shadydan]

I was gonna start a thread like this, only because I reckon Levy has cloned Poch just in case Utd or Real come in for him they get the broken version. It only explains the erratic behavior, contradictions, dress sense (how can you wear a suit looking like a mafia boss then wear a cap looking like Tony fucking Pulis) and the mood swings.

 

[SlotBadger]

how can you wear a suit looking like a mafia boss then wear a cap looking like Tony fucking Pulis

In his defence, I also choose not to wear the same clothes every day.

 

[Shadydan]

In his defence, I also choose not to wear the same clothes every day.

Must be a new thing

 

[DJS]

In his defence, I also choose not to wear the same clothes every day.

You crazy bastard.

 

[Gassin's finest]

Anyone who takes pre-prepared press conference statements as gospel is asking to be frustrated.

As is anyone thinking about whether to punctuate that sentence...

 

[Deleted member 29446]

Said in the summer that he couldn't wait for the TW to close, so he could get his players together, and not deal with an unsettled squad. Fast forward 3 weeks he then couldn't wait for the Jan TW to come in to get rid / buy replacements. Fast forward 3 weeks again "We're not going to buy anyone in Jan".



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[DJS]

Anyone who takes pre-prepared press conference statements as gospel is asking to be frustrated.

As is anyone thinking about whether to punctuate that sentence...

Exactly!

Doesn't massively inspire confidence in him does it...

 

[dondo]

Slightly of topic but I remember Redknapp saying “you couldn’t play modric in a midfield 2”, then a few weeks later playing him in a midfield 2 then saying “people said modric couldn’t play in a cm 2”.
Yeah it was you Harry you F***** nutter ?

 

[SlotBadger]

Slightly of topic but I remember Redknapp saying “you couldn’t play modric in a midfield 2”, then a few weeks later playing him in a midfield 2 then saying “people said modric couldn’t play in a cm 2”.
Yeah it was you Harry you F***** nutter ?

I'm gonna try that one at work: "People said this report could never be completed in two weeks..."