Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[bk75]

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Just to let you know that Keiran N17 is my nephew. ?

 

[Gassin's finest]

 

[Jody]

11:09

 

[dagraham]

This is like the Spurs equivalent of your heroin dealer saying he's just round the corner despite still being in bed ?

Heroin dealers and mini cab drivers, same breed. I’m round the corner, 2 minutes.

 

[al_pacino]

Spurs twitter has gained hundreds of thousands of new followers the last couple of days

Probably to do with the Alex Morgan signing than any of this.

 

[Yiddo100]

11:09

11:10

 

[idontgetit]

Worried about the signing not being announced?

Conspiracy theories whirling around in your head?

Can't eat or sleep?

Fuming because of the PR disaster unfolding before your very eyes?

Worry not! SC has, at great expense, sourced this exclusive puzzle for you to solve. Take your mind off it all.

Plus you'll have fun passing hour after hour trying to solve this feindishly difficult puzzle until Bale is announced.

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Available now for just £4.99 yes! £4.99

I'll give it crack once I've worked out why the GF is so fucking angry at me this morning. Hopefully they'll cheer me up by announcing Bale by then, and I can stop refreshing this thread and ignoring her.

 

[Tractorspur]

Get ourselves in the mood.. I wish we’d kept this one instead of the new pre-match vid.. What was, what is, what’s next?

they should make the players watch this before matches

 

[yido-1989]

Donation to site once we complete signings. Good entertainment this week ?

 

[King of Otters]

Probably to do with the Alex Morgan signing than any of this.

True. I’ve actually unfollowed them because of this.

 

[Japhet]

That's the noise my dog makes when he farts.

Precisely.

 

[spurs mental]

True. I’ve actually unfollowed them because of this.

You just missed the announcement

 

[Gassin's finest]

I wouldn't be surprised if they're preparing a big showcase type announcement/reveal, with Bale, Morgan and Reguilon.

Our new £30m young star fresh off winning Europa, and two of the biggest superstars in world football. Milk if for all it's worth.

 

[Jody]

11:10

Clearly didn’t want to announce it to coincide with his shirt numbers. Fools.

 

[BringBack_leGin]

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I don’t get it

 

[curlacious]

I’d love them to adapt this for the announcement video.

 

[mil1lion]

If its not announced today I say we don't attend tomorrow's match in protest

 

[Dzejkob]

Ot would be funny though if they never announce them and they just appear in tommorow starting eleven. Imagine scens in here.

 

[Lily White Lady]

If its not announced today I say we don't attend tomorrow's match in protest

To be honest it would save yourself some frustration of watching another bobbins performance too! ?

EDIT: just read your post properly and realised how far above my head your joke went! ?

 

[Matthew]

If its not announced today I say we don't attend tomorrow's match in protest