Paul Kemsley - taken from COYS

[tototoner]

I know this is a mate of a mate thing but my boss knows Paul Kemsley's brother and apparently PK says Jol is a "disloyal ****". (Exact words used).
We all know he has had interviews for Newcastle and one of the Dutch clubs. But also West Ham and the Dutch national side apparently (Apologies if already shared)

 

[PT]

He may have had words but Jol disclosed that Newcastle had approached him to Levy and I would think pretty much the same happened with Ajax. It happens all the time - think Sven and Chelsea - and Kemsley is being naive if he thinks Jol's conduct is unique.

 

[Stoof]

Jol has always seemed disloyal.

Kemsley has always been loyal. Especially with his pledge to stay on as Vice-Chairman and not jump ship.

 

[alfiespurs]

I really hope with him departing, that this brings more stability to the club ! Lets focus on the Geordie bash .. I think we can get the THREE points ! CoYS !

 

[rez9000]

* * * BREAKING NEWS!!! * * *

FOOTBALL CLUB VICE-CHAIRMAN IN PARTING SHOT CONTROVERSY

'JEL IS DISLOYAL' SAYS PK

Following his resignation from the board of a famous football club today, Paul Kumsley demonstrated the class and lack of vulgarity that all football fans know and love him for.

Paul Kumsley took time out from his busy schedule of scheming and destabilisation to properly enlighten the world about what football morality should really be.

'Jel is a disloyal ****' stated Paul Kumsley to a waiting audience of imaginary assassins, all with knives out for the unshaven, overweight (ED: skirting close to hypocrisy on that one) Machiavelli.

A statement issued by a representative, Mr H Uphisownarse, further clarified Mr Kumsley's position:

'Mr Kumsley feels that at a time when football is enjoying a golden age of one-club players and non-profit motivated chairmen, it is inappropriate for managers to allow themselves to be approached by other clubs.'

Mr Kumsley's representative used a recent tapping up scandal to illustrate his point,

'Saveloy's manager, Juandos Ramo is believed by many to have been approached by representatives of a large English club with a 'dizzying offer'. Now who would do something like that?'

Before anyone could respond, Mr Uphisownarse stated that the question was purely rhetorical. However, he was pressed on what measures managers should be taking to discourage this kind of behaviour,

Mr Kumsley feels that managers are failing in there duty to block up their ears and go 'lalalalalalalalala' when a representative from another club comes calling. He feels that managers should be making use of the patented Kumsley Manager-Matronic Tap-Up Preventer. This useful device retails at £49.99 and interdicts any kind of approach, official or otherwise, from anyone, anywhere.'

It was pointed out to the Kumsely's rep that this would also prevent a manager having any kind of contact with anyone, eg a wife, to which Mr Uphisownarse responded,

'Well, it is Mr Kumsely's view that if you have a beautiful wife, then you have to find a replacement before she leaves you, because then she can go and be with the replacement and then you're always frightened of leaving.' At this point, Mr Uphisownarse threw away his notes and left the room.
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[ever]

did you change the names to protect the innocent?

 

[rez9000]

did you change the names to protect the innocent?

No, just myself! :grin:

 

[Bill_Oddie]

:lol: Nice one, Rez. I love it!

 

[tototoner]

dragon1 just posted now that PK did not leave on good terms and he will not be back, no more details given

 

[bogosian]

this rumour is BS. and the problem with jol is not being disloyal but being lame.

 

[PT]

Jol being lame? Care to explain?

 

[Stoof]

this rumour is BS. and the problem with jol is not being disloyal but being lame.

So he won't race at the Derby this year? :-(

*tears up betting slips*

*jumps in SarcasmMobile again*

 

[Thesoccershrink]

"When interviewed later Mr K said it was completely immoral for managers to listen to offers from other clubs but perfectly within the clubs right to interview whomever they wished regardless of whether those prospective employees were still under contract. He refused to acknowledge a question from another reporter who asked Mr. K whether he would've considered a certain Spanish manager "disloyal" if he had accepted an offer to manage elsewhere while still under contract. Mr. K suggested that "all's fair in love and war as long as I make the rules. After all, if you suspect you're wife is having an affair you should immediately find a replacement to show her who's the boss."

 

[bogosian]

So he won't race at the Derby this year? :-(

*tears up betting slips*

*jumps in SarcasmMobile again*

won't bring spurs into top 4 for sure

 

[tony0379]

bye bye kelmsley

 

[Real_madyidd]

won't bring spurs into top 4 for sure

Yeah, that makes him lame! I mean how lame can you get. Not getting Tottenham, an established top four club, into the top four. He is rubbish.

*jumps into sidecar of sarcasm mobile*

 

[Star_of_Davids]

dragon1 just posted now that PK did not leave on good terms and he will not be back, no more details given

Good - good riddance to bad rubbish

 

[DFF]

People are surprised? It's pretty well known that PK hates Jol. And has done for a while now.

A large portion of "ITK" info was thought to come down from PK, taking with it his anti-Jol slant. That's one of the more credible theories as to why Jol was/is not nearly as liked over at COYS as he is here.

 

[LSUY]

What kind of person insists on being called PK? He sounds like one of those geeky hackers that call themselves something lame like master of disaster.

 

[TopSpurMan]

rather pk than mj and what's more he did act a bit of a t****r did he not?