Gareth Bale - Chant

[cjsimba]

Bale, Bale wherever you may be
Happy again now you’re home and free
And I don’t give a fuck if you’re swinging from a tee
Spurs-Wales-golf is your new top three

That’s brilliant!

 

[Rocksuperstar]

I sing what i want
I sing what i want
I'm in my front room
I sing what i want

We're the armchair,
We're the armchair,
We're the armchair Tottenham!

 

[Lilbaz]

We're the armchair,
We're the armchair,
We're the armchair Tottenham!

We're the sofa
We're the sofa
We're the sofa Tottenham!

 

[knilly]

To the Torres tune

He went to Madrid and won it all
Bale Bale
Zidane is jealous cos he is bald
Bale Bale

He beat the pool
When he scored 2
And now his handicaps improved

in that order
Wales golf Madrid

Now He’s back at the club where he belongs
Bale bale
We’ll win the league it won’t be long
Bale bale

He came from Spain
He’s back at the lane
He runs down the wing like a welsh Usain

Gareth Bale
Born to play for Spurs

 

[torbaytottenham]

Gareth Bale he went to Spain
A yid A yid
Now hes back at white hart lane
A yid A yid
He loves his golf and hates Madrid
The thing he loves most is being a yid
Gareth Bale Tottenhams Number nine.

 

[Lilbaz]

Lol. His loan will probably be over by the time you get to watch a live game.

 

[Wayne Roberts]

? viva Gareth bale viva Gareth bale you know he’s coming back zidane you big twat viva Gareth bale. Repeat x12

 

[Ungifted]

Stick it to the Man, or in this case to the Madrid!

Waaallleesss, Tottenham, Golf, Mardid!
Who Are They?!
Wales, Tottenham Golf, Madrid!
Who Are They?!

 

[southlondonyiddo]

We're the sofa
We're the sofa
We're the sofa Tottenham!

Beanbag give us a song
Beanbag Beanbag give us a song
Beanbag give us a song

 

[DiamondLites]

Bale, Bale will tear you apart again!!

Rinse and repeat to the tune of Love Will Tear Us Apart By Joy Division

 

[E17yid]

I know we’re a long way from being back in the stadium but I hate the droning Baaaaale Baaaaaale chant and sure we can come up with something better for him this time around.

I do like “he was born to play for Spurs”

The “Bale Bale” chant mimmicks, perfectly, the “Wales Wales” chant that welsh fans sing, though. And Bale and Wales rhymes.

This and Bread of Heaven is all you need imo.

 

[worcestersauce]

We're the armchair,
We're the armchair,
We're the armchair Tottenham!

We're the sofa
We're the sofa
We're the sofa Tottenham!

Beanbag give us a song
Beanbag Beanbag give us a song
Beanbag give us a song

Yiddo?
Yiddo?
Yiddo?
????