eduardo broken his leg

[chewie]

Eduardo...

ohhhh...

Eduardo...

ohhhh...

he cant get out of bed...

cos taylor broke his leg...

 

[chewie]

Far worse were Flamini's attempt to end Nani's career after his showboating and John Terry and Frank Lumpard's late lunges on Fabregas and Berbatov (yesterday) respectively, who were both prone on the ground...

Oddly, I don't think any of these even recieved a booking (Terry might have...)

totally agree.

if all those challenges you mentioned made contact the same way then half the prem will be out of players.

we should start booking and sending off the twats for intent.

shit happens.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Ed-u-ar-do,
Ed-u-ar-doooooooooooo,
His dad washes elephants and h...


no, hang on...

 

[Bobbins]

It's still not funny yet for me, but it's coming I can tell. I'm waiting for the South Park 'it's officially funny now' moment, then I can take the piss.

I was reading some Facebook convo between a Yid mate of mine and his Arsenal mate earlier:

Yid: 5-1 + 2-1 = winning a cup

Goon: Actually 5 - 1 + 2 - 1 = 5, which is the number of trophies Arsenal have won since Spurs last won anything.

Yid: And funnily enough 5 is also the number of toes Eduardo has left.

I sniggered :lol:

 

[ChRiStOpHe]

It's still not funny yet for me, but it's coming I can tell. I'm waiting for the South Park 'it's officially funny now' moment, then I can take the piss.

I was reading some Facebook convo between a Yid mate of mine and his Arsenal mate earlier:

Yid: 5-1 + 2-1 = winning a cup

Goon: Actually 5 - 1 + 2 - 1 = 5, which is the number of trophies Arsenal have won since Spurs last won anything.

Yid: And funnily enough 5 is also the number of toes Eduardo has left.

I sniggered :lol:

Like it :lol:

 

[talkshowhost86]

The jokes are totally unaccepable.

I mean if I was a cruel person I may tell you this joke...


What do Chelsea and Eduardo have in common?

They both wish they had a second leg.


Fortunately I'm not cruel so I won't say it.

 

[Bonjour]

The jokes are totally unaccepable.

I mean if I was a cruel person I may tell you this joke...


What do Chelsea and Eduardo have in common?

They both wish they had a second leg.


Fortunately I'm not cruel so I won't say it.

Likewise, if I were cruel I would snigger and give you some rep..

 

[ChRiStOpHe]

Fortunately I'm not cruel so I won't say it.

Very good of you old boy

 

[SpurSince57]

Funny. I had more than seven wanks after hearing Eduardo had broken his leg.

The mind boggles as to what you'd have got up to had it been Eboué.

 

[Jody]

funny, funny thread

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

okay I just didn't want to say 11 times cos a few of the breaks were double breaks to the same bone - top and bottom so to speak.

how come nobody has felt the need to question how someone breaks their leg 11 times!?!

do you live on the 3rd floor and cant be bothered to use the stairs or something?



*awaits reply with fingers crossed its not related to a depressing disease which will make me feel bad for bringing it up*

 

[Bonjour]

I just presumed it was some form of osteogenesis imperfecta.

 

[liamc23]

It's still not funny yet for me, but it's coming I can tell. I'm waiting for the South Park 'it's officially funny now' moment, then I can take the piss.

I was reading some Facebook convo between a Yid mate of mine and his Arsenal mate earlier:

Yid: 5-1 + 2-1 = winning a cup

Goon: Actually 5 - 1 + 2 - 1 = 5, which is the number of trophies Arsenal have won since Spurs last won anything.

Yid: And funnily enough 5 is also the number of toes Eduardo has left.

I sniggered :lol:

But isnt that something like 22 and half years?

 

[Rocksuperstar]

how come nobody has felt the need to question how someone breaks their leg 11 times!?!

do you live on the 3rd floor and cant be bothered to use the stairs or something?



*awaits reply with fingers crossed its not related to a depressing disease which will make me feel bad for bringing it up*

no, that's a pretty fair question actually - i'm 31 and have never broken my legs, what the hell do you do that means you're able to break yours eleven times? :lol:

Could they not afford a pump at your school so they filled all the footballs with sand, or do you have some kind of job that involves having your legs broken?

:think:

This could quickly become "What's My Line" if we're not careful...

 

[Kendall]

michaelden, you need to drink more milk my friend.

 

[Shanks]

LOl 11 times is a lot!!
I've done ym hip, pelvis one each and both ankles once each and also broken 3 metatersals...

But never my actual leg before...

Arms 5 times in total (including thumbs twice - you are given a cast for a thumb break...)

11 times... unreal!

 

[Shanks]

Also, didn't one of arsenals player break john terrys foot in a rather nasty tackle not so long ago?

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Also, didn't one of arsenals player break john terrys foot in a rather nasty tackle not so long ago?

:think: i remember another Woolwich player getting brutally assaulted by Terry once - bit his foot he did, just dived in there and bit the poor guys foot, then rolled around laughing like a spazmo...

at least that's how i remember it...

 

[whatsappnin]

One of the worst quotes I have ever read on any forum. No matter what they may have done to any of our players im sure potentially ending a career was planned.

I feel sorry for the bloke. I hope he recovers and cant beleive I am saying this, has a great carrer at arse. Comments like yours are not wanted anywhere

get real will you. why do you want him to have a great career at Arse? your on the wrong site

 

[chewie]

michaelden, you need to drink more milk my friend.

:rofl:

drink petrol, its cheaper