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Can we take a moment to laugh heartily at Everton?

Bluto Blutarsky

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I know this is sexist, so I will apologize in advance, but I have never seen so many professional athletes who throw like a girl...

 

McFlash

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Oct 19, 2005
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I know this is sexist, so I will apologize in advance, but I have never seen so many professional athletes who throw like a girl...


Give them an actual ball and I'm sure they'd be fine.
Throwing a rugby ball in that fashion is alien to everyone apart from you yanks! ;) 😁
 

McFlash

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I don't know. The throwing motion on some of them - lets just say, its not good.
I'll admit, some of the techniques reminded me of when my mother-in-law tried to throw a ball for my kids and somehow managed to throw it behind herself!
 

elfy

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Wage bill + amortisation = 137% of revenue!
Issue seems to be the absolutely market value, and not at all dodgy in any way 'sponsorship deals' through businesses close to Usmanov.

When he was sanctioned, the deals were void.

Oddly, seeing as this was all completely above board and in absolutely no way an attempt to flush money into the club, there has been an issue finding other businesses willing to pay similar figures......Weird.......Almost like it was all bullshit and a blatant attempt to circumvent FFP. But, obviously no club in the league would stoop to such levels.....
 

TheHodFather

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Issue seems to be the absolutely market value, and not at all dodgy in any way 'sponsorship deals' through businesses close to Usmanov.

When he was sanctioned, the deals were void.

Oddly, seeing as this was all completely above board and in absolutely no way an attempt to flush money into the club, there has been an issue finding other businesses willing to pay similar figures......Weird.......Almost like it was all bullshit and a blatant attempt to circumvent FFP. But, obviously no club in the league would stoop to such levels.....
Using the 70% UEFA figure as a benchmark, for their wages and amortisation of £236m to be sustainable they'd need to have revenues of just under £340m. Their actual revenue is just over £170m.
 

Albertbarich

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Obviously those accounts are fake and just put out by the evil big six to hold Everton down.

It's a conspiracy I tell thee
 
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