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Can we take a moment to laugh heartily at Everton?

King of Otters

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Jun 11, 2012
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Despite bringing in that bloke that maybe we should have got, Everton appear to have gone into full meltdown since getting turned over by Liverpool's youth team, culminating in a group of 'lads' attempting to storm the training ground to demand answers.

The summary of said events is best read in a thick Scouse accent




Elsewhere, Delph has been arguing with a teenager on Instagram, and is roundly despised by their fans.



They also hate Siggy. Probably because he's shit.

More details here https://royalbluemersey.sbnation.co...otti-delph-sigurdsson-schneiderlin-supporters
 

olliec

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Jun 20, 2012
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Will never laugh at Everton. The only other team in the PL who I respect and have a solid fan base and great club structure. I hope they sort their shit out.
 

Armstrong_11

Spurs makes me happy, you... not so much :)
Aug 3, 2011
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I got a soft spot of Everton too. i do feel for the fans, losing to a 2nd string liverpool side it a tough one to take.

but the home team always has the advantage, and they should have taken the lead in the first half.
 

mightyspur

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Imagine being that angry and threatening physical violence because the football team you support is playing shit?

Who's up for a visit to Tottenham's training facility? Come on @riggi let's fucking go!
 

Gassin's finest

C'est diabolique
May 12, 2010
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Imagine being that angry and threatening physical violence because the football team you support is playing shit?

Who's up for a visit to Tottenham's training facility? Come on @riggi let's fucking go!
Who are you picking on first?

Careful if it's José, he fights dirty.
 

riggi

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Jun 24, 2008
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Imagine being that angry and threatening physical violence because the football team you support is playing shit?

Who's up for a visit to Tottenham's training facility? Come on @riggi let's fucking go!

You take sissoko, I’ll take on Eriksen.
 

mightyspur

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Aug 21, 2014
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You take sissoko, I’ll take on Eriksen.
Sissoko is probably in a wheel chair at the moment so I could just roll him out the way. I bet Winks goes proper windmill with his punches, so you'll need to sweep the leg...
 

spursfan77

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I don’t think Delph says anything wrong there to be fair. Maybe he is trying his hardest but he’s just not very good.
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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I don’t think Delph says anything wrong there to be fair. Maybe he is trying his hardest but he’s just not very good.
There can be thousands of reasons why players don't perform as well as they hope to, but confidence is nearly always a much bigger factor than commitment. So those Everton fans are really helping the situation behaving like that.
 

L-man

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Dec 31, 2008
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I won't be laughing at them. They've done bloody good transfer business once again, overshadowing us and we certainly need to be looking over our shoulder at them
 

King of Otters

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Will never laugh at Everton. The only other team in the PL who I respect and have a solid fan base and great club structure. I hope they sort their shit out.

I don’t have any malice for Everton but you’d have to have a heart of stone not to emit a mild chuckle at sentences such as:

"(We) can't live in this city at the minute with Liverpool winning all kinds and even their kids are twatting us"
 

mightyspur

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Aug 21, 2014
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Will never laugh at Everton. The only other team in the PL who I respect and have a solid fan base and great club structure. I hope they sort their shit out.
I don't have any malice towards the club, because as you say they have a great structure and a proper club, but let's be honest, their fans are generally a miserable bunch. I'm surprised they didn't just turn up at the training ground and start booing
 

Spurrific

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Jun 2, 2011
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Their fans in general seem decent until they get in a football ground, then they're entitled, sulking, whiny little ****s who boo every correct decision against them and let a disgusting phlegm-y screech out whenever something doesn't go their way.
 

teok

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Aug 11, 2011
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Yeah I'm not laughing at everton either. Hearing all the liverpool fans crowing after last weekend just cemented it. Also seems a shame that they are going to move to another soul less bowl because of money. Those old grounds really gave clubs an identity (look at what has happened to west ham).
 

Japhet

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Aug 30, 2010
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Yeah I'm not laughing at everton either. Hearing all the liverpool fans crowing after last weekend just cemented it. Also seems a shame that they are going to move to another soul less bowl because of money. Those old grounds really gave clubs an identity (look at what has happened to west ham).

Oh, alright then. (jogs off sniggering and rubbing hands together).
 
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