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Call me crazy but...(Mario Balotelli)?

maltahotspur

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Oct 29, 2007
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I think that sometimes people start threads on SC just for the sake of starting one, without any reasoning whatsoever on the substance and the percentages of what they write ever hapening.

I am saying this simply because :

i)........We don't afford him
ii)........He is a complete freak and will unsettle the harmony of the dressing room
iii).......He does not fit anywhere near the bright lights of London and needs to be as far away from it as possible (He'll get his testicales kicked in sooner rather than later)

The man is simply a complete :duh:
 

Garm

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May 13, 2004
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I read somewhere that he has no friends in England, except Mancinis son and El Hadji Diouf (!), and wants to return to Italy, despite the racial abuse he gets there.
 

StartingPrice

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Feb 13, 2004
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I read somewhere that he has no friends in England, except Mancinis son and El Hadji Diouf (!), and wants to return to Italy, despite the racial abuse he gets there.

If ever proof-positive of insanity were needed...here it is:rofl:
 
Sep 17, 2007
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I read somewhere that he has no friends in England, except Mancinis son and El Hadji Diouf (!), and wants to return to Italy, despite the racial abuse he gets there.

Manchester is not renowned for attracting Italians, unless they come to work as waiters or the odd footballer. In terms of footballers, I can't really recall too many Italians playing for either City or United.

I don't think London's the answer for Balotelli, as he's bordering on mental and probably a return home is his best option.

In any case that twat, Garry Cook will never sell to us.
 

Darrkespur

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Jun 8, 2003
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Massive disaster waiting to happen. I can just about see the reasoning behind Adebayor as he has stable moments amidst the madness, but Balotelli is one hundred per cent crazy. He'd implode within a few months, taking our team spirit down with him. We need a striker with VDV's professionalism.
 

double0

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Aug 29, 2006
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Balotelli seems to be an easy target for the press, suppose he doesn't always help himself wearing silly hats, but reading his past/upbringing the mental and racist abuse his put up with the boy needs a bit of slack IMO.

Should be buy him? No. Not the sort of player we need.
 

Matthew Wyatt

Call me Boris
Aug 3, 2007
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Crazy... but... it just might work.

Don't forget that he's only 20 years old. Who wasn't a nob at that age? I know I was.
 
Sep 17, 2007
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Balotelli seems to be an easy target for the press, suppose he doesn't always help himself wearing silly hats, but reading his past/upbringing the mental and racist abuse his put up with the boy needs a bit of slack IMO.

Should be buy him? No. Not the sort of player we need.

If I were being paid £150k a week, I wouldn't give a shit about any abuse directed my way. Having said that, racial abuse in any form of life is not acceptable, but unfortunately there are a few ignorant, mindless arseholes who can't accept a multi cultural world.
 

fazza

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May 5, 2004
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Would it be worth the hassle for us to make a bid for Mario Balotelli in the transfer window? He doesn't seem happy in Manchester, but London is great so maybe he'd enjoy it here.

He seems like a fucking retard, but maybe he's the kind of guy Harry can work with, make him feel appreciated and at home etc.

We obviously have great team spirit here, so it would be a risk to bring in any kind of disruptive influence, but then again if hes made to feel at home with all the 'posi vibez' here at WHL, maybe we can get the best out of him. He's seriously talented.

Would they even sell him to us though?

Yeah, he'd be a great addition to ruin our spirit in the dressing room with that ridiculous tea cozy hat. Waste of money, No thanks.
 

ultimateloner

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Jan 25, 2004
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What is he going to add? I think he is very over-rated given the games i've seen him play in the Prem.
 

DoublePivot

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Jul 1, 2005
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I love how we have team of decent blokes who work well together and people always want to mess with the chemistry by postulating on the most fucked up characters in football.....Tevez, van Bommel, now Balotelli. Why not go for Terry, Barton, Cassano and Ibra?

At least Harry isn't crazy.
 

jonathanhotspur

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Jun 28, 2009
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Haven't seen it yet but it was a tap in and 2 penos?


Yep, the guy on the Beeb described it as possibly one of the laziest hat-tricks ever.

The lad is desperately homesick and wants to play for AC. Nothing to see here, in my opinion.
 

Glasseye

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Apr 25, 2007
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Personally wouldn't want to see him anywhere near us, an overally egostically person, whom would just bring trouble....

Yeah he scored a hattrick today, but it was an easy hattrick....
 
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