- Feb 1, 2005
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Good morning ITK-ers
Hows it hanging? I only ask because It has been brought to my attention that Daniel Levy 'dresses' well, erm, neither left nor right.
Whats 'dressing' you ask?
Apologies to the female membership but this applies to men only. To dress left means to put one's penis down the left trouserleg when dressing. You can dress left, dress right, or have a really small penis.
So there you go. And there was me thinking dwarves were universally hung like grand national winners. You learn something every day.
I'm not looking forward to today because Mrs A&C is going to have a go at me for jumping to conclusions. I just know she is. She accuses me of not taking an interest in our children, which blatantly isn't true, last week I picked the fat one up from school, or college or something……….And you know the only time she screams my name in bed? When I fart. No wonder i'm a miserable ****.
OK fair enough, i've bored you all to death with my problems, you want to hear more about Levy right? Well, SC can exclusively reveal Daniel Levy will soon be approaching FIFA and EUFA with plans to replace players and everything with Subbuteo. The financial gains would be massive. His BSoDL are already onside with this but he faces a fight to convince the football authorities and Sky Sports. Meanwhile he's fine tuning his plans by looking for a 14 fingered subbuteo superstar, applications from Norfolk will be given the strongest consideration.
Right, I have to go now, Mrs A&C just walked into the office and wants to know what i'm doing. Can't let her know i'm talking to you ****s
Enjoy the ITK, love the ITK and embrace the ITK…….I know it's a new concept for some, but talk about the ITK!
I love you all (he lied)
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